@Spacedrake he is although not until halfway through the second season
@toilet @anna jorts was already chugging a little all day and then my insanely long hellconference megathread from a few months ago got revived and boosted to hell, sending out a shockwave of lag across our most closely federated instances, especially those that weren't around when it happened
or that's my best guess anyway
I appreciate that this stupid thing is keeping me away from american-flag-belt-coworker for the rest of the day but honestly what in the fresh fuck is *wrong* with this place? is this building built on some dark nexus that warps everyone's minds, slowly transforming them into ghouls and troglodytes??? is this my eventual fate?
"a co-worker tells you to just go ahead and release a product without proper testing, mentioning that everyone would receive higher bonuses for speed"
"WHAT IS PEER PRESSURE??!!?!!!!!" is written across the whites of crabman's eyes in burning embers as he desperately reaches for the fucking ceiling tiles...
if things are a bit slow rn just fyi its @killeveryhetero 's fault
@kennen freedom
my good bitch
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