lil @lilpurplekitty@mastodon.cloud

say what you will about mastodon but at least it doesnt have a sunny dee brand account cosplaying depression

scene where you hypnotize an anarchist and show them how good it feels to give in to a centralized decision making process... sometimes some hierarchies feel good, don't they? doesn't it feel so good to just... let the central committee decide for you?

"Brainwashing" was like a colloquial joke some Chinese and Korean communists used to refer to giving American POWs communist literature to read, because it tended to result in POWs turning against America and they were like "Wow their minds have been cleansed of American trickery haha cool" and then the CIA caught wind and was like "THE CHINESE AND KOREANS ARE CONTROLLING THE MINDS OF OUR SOLDIERS THROUGH COMMUNIST 'BRAINWASHING'!!!!" (a direct and literal translation which was more like "becoming of a clean mind")

Brainwashing and communism have always been associated with each other which means communist mind control fetishists are celebrating a long-standing tradition and reclaiming red scare propaganda for our own fucking hot ends #hypno #hypnokink

fleshlight but one of these

neoliberalism.jpeg

God is a WOMAN and I want to SEE her TITS

welp if nothing else today i got a bunch of boomers to boost a Mao quote attributed to mitch mcconnell

this? this fuckin toot???? this fuckin toot???? this fuckin toot???? this fuckin toot???? this fuckin toot is VALID as FUCK.

Toot unavailable

get involved in politics. throw a brick through the window of a starbucks.

it’s 2019 we’re bringing back asceticism baby

@toilet @anna jorts was already chugging a little all day and then my insanely long hellconference megathread from a few months ago got revived and boosted to hell, sending out a shockwave of lag across our most closely federated instances, especially those that weren't around when it happened

or that's my best guess anyway

I appreciate that this stupid thing is keeping me away from american-flag-belt-coworker for the rest of the day but honestly what in the fresh fuck is *wrong* with this place? is this building built on some dark nexus that warps everyone's minds, slowly transforming them into ghouls and troglodytes??? is this my eventual fate?

"a co-worker tells you to just go ahead and release a product without proper testing, mentioning that everyone would receive higher bonuses for speed"

"WHAT IS PEER PRESSURE??!!?!!!!!" is written across the whites of crabman's eyes in burning embers as he desperately reaches for the fucking ceiling tiles...

we just played "risky behavior JEOPARDY" with a midi file of the jeopardy theme song played from the presenters phone

crab man shoots his hairy arm into the sky 0.03 seconds after every question and is getting increasingly squirmy when the presenter ignores him for people that haven't contributed

if things are a bit slow rn just fyi its @killeveryhetero 's fault