a bot that scans every single post on the fediverse looking for anything it believes to be a measurement in imperial units and replies with the metric equivalent
(a "footlong subway" is equal a 30.48cm subway.)
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a bot that watches for grammatical errors and replies with corrections
a bot that DMs you if you post an image that doesn't have a web safe colour palette
a bot that allows you to DM every known fediverse user with a single command
a bot that tries to log in to every fedi account it sees with the 1 million most common passwords, and if it gets in, makes a post from their account saying "whoops! i need to get better at cybersecurity!"
@lynnesbian actually that owns
Generalistic and moderated instance.