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i got argument ad venezuelumed by my history teacher today and i gotta say,.,,,., not great

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alright babe im in the pads aisle what size pussy you wear

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I live in the fear of someone recording me while i do something embarassing and then becoming a viral meme

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‪nothing like having a full blown melt down while cleaning to make yourself realize that you’re not ready to be an adult‬

well first contact with the job person went well and now i get to take an employment test™ on sunday

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just got a 101% on my bio exam. today is a good day.

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back on my the-charger-is-right-next-to-me-but-i-wont-plug-it-in-until-im-on-3% bullshit

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@foggy yeah like i probably spend more time listening to that channel than maybe any other music

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yeet the bad thoughts away, and yoink your desires into reality

got a "needs improvement" in citizenship from my global politics teacher because i told her (very nicely, mind you!) that her discussions of some tweet she saw every morning aren't adding a lot to my life.

your takes are shit and your view of politics is superficial, my good bitch

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pop quiz: what/who is the most influential event/person in american history from the beginning of time to reconstruction

i have no idea what to write about for my history final

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another day working at megacorp

everyone keeps asking me if i can fuck the money pile

budy. they won't even let me fuck it.

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