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also i mighta caught feelings for leo dicaprio someone please cancel me

catch me if you can is a fantastic movie,,, it feels like a movie length version of those red team lectures from conferences and shit

⭐️serious request ⭐️

i have no idea what im doing help me pick a summer project

should i learn to:

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Tradition is just a stupider form of peer pressure because it's from people that are dead
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Switching to linux because the computer listens when you type "shutdown now dipshit" as a console command

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also, im realizing what i actually wanna learn how to do this summer is not to Learn to Code™ (that's for another time, i think, like the summer before college) but instead How to not be Terrible at Linux™

got sidetracked on my quest to Learn to Code™ and im instead looking at "x runs debian" memes

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*rubs government all over myself* god i love government hngnngnhhngnngg

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The Mountain Goats - We Shall All Be Healyn

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DENVER COMRADES: I was just informed that there is an ICE checkpoint set up at Kentucky and Sheridan. They are pulling ppl over & searching vehicles.

PLEASE AVOID THE AREA IF YOU CAN.

ACAB
FUCK ICE

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Thanks but if I wanted to be murdered in a submarine I would have become a Swedish freelance journalist

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Ah yes, Mastodon, representing the Deadly Sin of Horny On Main.

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new thing is apparently being unnecessarily proud about recognizing tags in my city from those thirty seconds when i binged tag videos on youtube

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