Kalle Rosenbaum @kalle@mastodon.cloud

Lightning devs, you can stop coding now. Final milestone reached. I just fed chicken with lightning. https://pollofeed.com/order/id/SrL1vw6jy6Wt~mPz8GlsL

RT @PerBylund@twitter.com
Hjälp, hjälp, saker blir billigare över tid! Bäst att skapa mer pengar ur tomma intet. 🤔 https://twitter.com/fjafjan/status/1097760865112260609

RT @danheld@twitter.com
Bitcoin's 21M supply cap downright scares people. Peering from our world of seemingly infinite resources into the world of the digitally scarce.

RT @Datavetaren@twitter.com
Proposed ticker label: $LOL 😂: https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/13/jp-morgan-is-rolling-out-the-first-us-bank-backed-cryptocurrency-to-transform-payments--.html

9 LNBIG nodes opened one channel each of X BTC simultaneously to my LN node. Why would they do that? Why not a single channel of 9X? I suppose all 9 LNBig nodes belong to the same entity. ping @alexbosworth@twitter.com @ziggamon@twitter.com

I shiver! People, I tell you: The world is changing.
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RT @ImranLorgat@twitter.com
Just passed the #LNTrustChain Torch to @kallerosenbaum

Sent over $100 from South Africa to Sweden in seconds

The torch has passed through over 150 people in countries around the world. No banks were involved.

This is why I got into #Bitcoin ⚡⚡⚡

https://www.takethetorch.online/Torch
https://twitter.com/ImranLorgat/status/1094219737435983873

I just received the #LNTrustChain torch from
@ImranLorgat@twitter.com. Who wants it next? Send an invoice for 3080000 satoshis.
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RT @kallerosenbaum@twitter.com
@ImranLorgat @jochemin BOOM! https://t.co/cxX@ImranLorgat@twitter.com
https://twitter.com/kallerosenbaum/status/1094217955938914305

Blockstream satellite is cool and all, but keep in mind that you trust @Blockstream@twitter.com. It's worse than SPV, since you only have one source of info.

RT @_youhadonejob1@twitter.com
This kid will go far.

Are there any HW wallets that only supports #Bitcoin?

RT @nic__carter@twitter.com

RT @elenita_tweets@twitter.com
a rapid-fire explantation of what's going on in Venezuela, an imagined conversation between me and you...

Elenita, I haven't read any of the articles you're posting. Can you just tell me, what's going on in Venezuela? What's the deal with Maduro and Guaido?

RT @grlalx@twitter.com
At coffeeshop. This dude is pitching VR on the blockchain to an investor who is trying not to laugh.

They just got into burn/projections, investor cant keep laugh in anymore. He just asked dude if this pitch is a joke. Dude is now angry.

OMG. stop having these mtgs in public.

Ok, can all #bitcoin devs please stop coding until my Grokking Bitcoin book is published. I don't want it to be obsolete on day 1. https://www.manning.com/books/grokking-bitcoin

Which are your favorite #Bitcoin-only mobile wallets?

RT @ElectrumWallet@twitter.com
We are not related to the #electrumdark project, and they are using our name without our permission. Please be very careful with altcoin versions of Electrum, as they are sometimes used as a vector to install malware that targets your real Bitcoin wallet.

Heartbreaking
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RT @aantonop@twitter.com
That's truly disgusting. Wow. I can't even https://twitter.com/hudsonjameson/status/1082106734716616704
https://twitter.com/aantonop/status/1082420365291388928

RT @NullPriestess@twitter.com
Funny story. All of my machines have a command aliased in: Fuck.

What does it do? "sudo $(fc -ln -1)"

This way if I try to do something, and forget to sudo it, I can just type 'fuck' and it'll repeat the last command, sudo'd.

This also means half my bash history is "fuck".

Stupid backup script:

#!/bin/bash
PASSPHRASE=a$8b@cd duplicity blablabla

Took me a while to figure out my pw was ab@cd

RT @LukeDashjr@twitter.com
An old, but still relevant and true education meme about #Bitcoin. What it's describing is the difficulty of hash collisions.

All the mining hashrate in Bitcoin's entire history can only bruteforce a 90-bit hash. If there were two "Bitcoin"s, that'd be 91 bits (not 180 bits).