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Minor Star Trek Discovery season one finale spoilies 

Okay like I knew the Enterprise was gonna be here eventually but that's very cheesy. Very much like "Ah, now the REAL Star Trek is here" in a way that I didn't like.

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If I have to hear one more stunt actor choke out the word "T'Kuvma" past their extensive facial prosthetics I'm going to flip out

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Star Trek Discovery major spoilies 

I should've seen that twist coming, given the actor, but I stupidly didn't and it was great

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Everything in this show is incredible besides the Klingon shit which just unbelievably sucks

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Anyway I'm sure that's not gonna be newly relevant in our current society

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The Dead Rising universe has one satirical aspect that I haven't seen in other zombie things, which is that there is a medicine that prevents infected people from becoming zombies, but there's still zombies everywhere cuz the medicine is expensive and there's not a lot made

Okay y'all it's the mirror universe, we know about this, stop treating it like a mystery and gimme Saru with a mustache

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You know what I didn't want or need to see today? Klingon tiddies. But you know what I did see today? You got that right: Klingon tiddies.

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There's two robot guys in this franchise named Cyrax and Sektor, which are both extremely robot guy names, but in this game, they're not robots yet. They are still called those names tho.

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They should all look like unemployed stunt performers in foam Halloween costumes

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I don't understand why anyone has different costumes in this one, it's straight-up a time travel retelling of the first three games.

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Sonya in this one wears an unzipped vest with no shirt or bra and has jiggle physics, while in 11 she looks like a person

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I'm playing Mortal Kombat 9 and it's wild how much better the dev treats the female characters by MK11

I can't help but feel like Star Trek Discovery would be much better if it were a hundred years after TNG and these weird Klingons were just new aliens

It's not technically illegal to kill your mayor, if you do it as a parody

Discovery's Groundhog Day ep isn't from the perspective of the person doing the loop, WEIRD

Today I streamed on Twitch for seven hours. I played Night Trap and Pan Pan start to finish, plus two story mode runs in Blade Strangers. I gave a bunch of money to protestors. I still feel guilty that I didn't go out.

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