D&D pirate crew
@mattherron, watching a wizard buy a painting in a tavern: "This guy's a perv and I love it"
@jk, on casting spells: "I got a Subaru Forester full of ketamine"
@Atenderwitch, telling our sentient armor friend what happened while he was dead: "You lost your hand, but we got you a new punk rock hand"
@actualgarbage, DMing on the fly as we ask yet another NPC's name: "The blacksmith's name is Ron... I. Ron. Maiden"
not to toot my own horn, but still think this Bizarro one's pretty good
Thinking about how dumb it is that the two major IM apps, which aim to be as clean and efficient as possible, are named Discord and Slack
isn't it cool that once we started using a decentralized structure for our social media consumption we also started thinking about fun and creative TLDs. it's almost like the shitty neo-memphis group web design paradigm with boring cutesy names like Slack and Tumblr is a way to ornament the corporate takeover of the web and turn it into a flat barren moneyscape.
reclaim website, is what i'm saying, because it's fun