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"When are they going to talk about me?" Eleanor wondered in the shadows

The two dril tweets I think about above all others

I bought pink bleached Levi's from Macy's two weeks ago and they fuckin kick ass

BREAKING: in order to critically study Batman comics, you have to first believe he really exists

so for me, you know, check and check
RT @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] Also an atheist Biblical scholar is like a Shakespeare scholar who doesn't believe in Shakespeare; they're gonna have some wacko ideas.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/lameseverian/statu

I can see why this caught on. It's really snappy and provocative. It reads easy, even aged 80 years. Superman is fun and mischievous, while Clark is a simpering coward. Lois is a really saucy dame right from the start. Here's to 1000 more!

I'm reading Action Comics issue one. A few thoughts.

There's one misspelling of "you're"

The first thing Superman does is rescue an innocent woman from death row, and the second is frightens a wife-beater unconscious

His origin is totally different from the time he lands on Earth, and the reason he's strong is also different

Oh my god Mike Flanagan is directing a movie adaptation of Doctor Sleep (the sequel to The Shining) with Ewan MacGregor as Danny Torrance and Carl Lumbly as Dick Hallorann

I'm watching Castle Rock and a character just said that Obamacare was repealed, which means no co-pays and lower drug prices, what is going on

someone teach me how to talk to girls*

*boys**
**enbies***
***anyone

It really, really sucks to be widely disliked

I'm listening to The Haunting of Hill House read by David Warner, who voiced Ra's al Ghul on Batman: The Animated Series

I'd love for him to read The Winds of Winter now that Roy Dotrice has died

what's your most fucked up kink? mine is probably a mutually loving, kind, and supportive relationship. you can't find that shit on fetlife

take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly

printer printer
yes ADMINISTRATOR
out of ink?
yes ADMINISTRATOR
telling lies?
no ADMINISTRATOR
open your cartridges
ha ha ha

I finally looked up who the guest vocalist is on Mama by My Chemical Romance and it's fucking Liza Minnelli

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