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Discovery's Groundhog Day ep isn't from the perspective of the person doing the loop, WEIRD

Today I streamed on Twitch for seven hours. I played Night Trap and Pan Pan start to finish, plus two story mode runs in Blade Strangers. I gave a bunch of money to protestors. I still feel guilty that I didn't go out.

Oh there's a gay couple on this show, why did it take this many episodes for me to notice

Doug Jones is doing incredible work on this show

Okay I was willing to let it go on Picard, but Discovery is the regular Star Trek series so hearing "fuck" on it is REALLY strange

There's a woman in the new episode of Harley Quinn who went to kindergarten with Poison Ivy but for some reason she's clearly much older???

A rock lobster is just a scorpion

I will never stop being astonished that the end of the Star Wars saga explains its biggest, funnest twist with "Somehow, Palpatine has returned", thus entirely ruining any fun that might have been had with said twist

The USSR got up to a lot of bullshit, but they also invented Tetris, so there's some good and some bad if you think about it

Remember when SNL had Kate McKinnon dress up as Hillary Clinton and perform Hallelujah? Truly demented shit. Feels like a lifetime ago, and the show has not gotta one iota better.

Wow the 5am music in New Horizons is great

Straight As this semester, it's like fuckin middle school again 😆😆

Holy shit, Iron Fist lasted TWO seasons??

Henohenomoheji is the best weird lil doodle. Cool S is high ranking. Kilroy Was Here is a classic but it's much harder to remember the details of.

Today is my 69th day since going into the school building

I will gladly put my phone in the other room to watch a subtitled movie about a Korean family being very sad, but fuck Star Trek for thinking I'm gonna read subtitles for a bunch of extras in blackface spitting make-em-up nonsense through the fakest teeth in Hollywood

On one hand, Shelley Duvall's performance in The Shining is unparalleled brilliance and some of the finest acting ever recorded to celluloid. On the other hand, her face might just look like that regardless of what she tries to do.