I remember back in the old country, my grandma used to spend long hours working in the fields just to squeeze the juice from a potato. Now thanks to Juicero anyone in the world can mine their bitcoins from the comfort of our kitchen
It's a common story
boy meets girl
girl introduces boy to mastodon
boy becomes a witch
they live happily for one or two years, then part amicably and sometimes text a pineapple to each other
the usual
The other side to "if it ain't broke don't fix it": http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN17C0D8
The fact that this Wikipedia page exists makes me happy
Cannot wait for some law enforcement agency to get sold on Deep Learning Image Enhancement™ (see http://vllab1.ucmerced.edu/~wlai24/LapSRN/).
OFFICER: Let me see that perp's face.
COMPUTER: *hallucinates arbitrary face*
OFFICER: Zoom in on the iris, and enhance!
COMPUTER: *FRACTAL DOGS EVERYWHERE*
your friendly reminder that you can trap autonomous cars with a salt circle #cyberwitches
https://creators.vice.com/en_us/article/meet-the-artist-using-ritual-magic-to-trap-self-driving-cars
"... if the roommate in question is so huge and so adenoidal that the snores in question also produce subsonic vibrations that arpeggio up and down your body and make your bunk jiggle like a motel bed you’ve put a quarter in."
"... this is because the skin is actually the body’s biggest excretory organ."
like I said before I don't mind seeing JP tweets but this really needs a language filter for people who can't read it and don't want to see it
An article about how language is used to deflect responsibility: https://longreads.com/2017/04/12/the-elements-of-bureaucratic-style/
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¿y qué pusieron los paisas en la cima del Peñón? Un estadero, y un agáchese-todo-a-mil.
come at me bro...
Tootsie toot!
