Dear Googles: How the fuck do I patch my apparently unpatchable Android tablet?
And how the fuck are you planning to address this for IoT shit going forward. Like, for example, cars, either fully or in-part Bluetooth accessible and/or running Google systems?
What is this thing called "Buying"?
Don't you just do what every other tech CEO does and rent/lease your entire life including house, car and set of devices? So that every 12 months it's replaced and upgraded to latest shiny as part of the contracts.
How are the technology corporations going to maintain the constant churn if you don't do this?