Of course, filtering doesn't work at all on the federated feed...

Mastodon: it's "tootally" cool, fellow kids!

Why is the entire Mastodon local feed in Chinese/Japanese?
Just wondering...

When life gives you lemons....throw them back and yell, "I wanted cookies!"

I could snap at any moment!
Seriously....but only with my left hand.

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There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.

Searched for "insect horse" (as you do).
I don't know what I was expecting. 😐

Everyone’s beautiful on the inside. Some people just need a few good stab holes to let that beauty out.

My girlfriend and I are still looking for a lease/sublease in New York starting in June.

Requirements: queer friendly, neat.

Thanks! Boosts appreciated.

Wilco To Perform ‘Being There’ In Its Entirety At Solid Sound Festival bit.ly/2q477ND

My dog was licking his balls.
My friend said "I wish I could do that."
I said "You better pet him first; he can be mean sometimes."

I could actually watch golf on TV if land mines were involved.

@Meshelly Welcome to this year's "PGA Aligator, Landmine and Angry Bees Classic" coming to you from sunny Florida

Currently listening to new submissions.
Because you know the highest thing on your to do list is to to me, you can do that at Meshelly@indiebrew.net
Send me your best, if I dig it; you'll be streaming with the likes of Lisa Loeb, The Bacon Brothers, The Devin Townsend Project, and many, MANY more!!

I wish "friends with benefits" meant your friends paid all of your bills.

If you can't remember my name, just say 'Tiramisu!'.... I'll turn around and look.

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