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@jackofallEves Do you think they played Dwarf Fortress while waiting for a response from the rover?

with the 20 minute delay imposed by the speed of light on the mars rover's communication it wouldnt be unreasonable to describe it's actions as "turned based"

little a salami, as a treat
little a pastrami, can't be beat
little bit o' tuna, from a can
little bit o' you makes me your man

@jackofallEves nah idk we're pretty much good rn, nothing beside remains on our shopping list

Hey cryptids, I'm going shopping. I'm probably gonna swing by Antique Land, anyone need any vast and trunkless legs?

The seventh annual international Gender Census 2020 is now open until 12th March!

smartsurvey.co.uk/s/gendercens

It's for anyone whose genders (or lack thereof) aren't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and the results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.

hey y'all, long time no see, hows the fediverse going?

we live in a hellscape, theres a 3 year waiting list on the GIC but i can buy a "massager" on my computer and have it arrive in less than 12 hours

we live in a hellscape, theres a 3 year waiting list on the GIC but i can buy a "massager" on my computer and have it arrive in less than 12 hours

i love the webcomic "questionable content" but i hate that the guy who produces it is hoarding good instance names like butt.church and fart.computer. I wanna be jackofallEves on piss.farm or cum.energy >:(

High tier meme concept:

Video format:

Me pre everything: my main goal is to glow up

Cut to me in 3 years time: and act like I don't know nobody! Agagagagag

An AI machine given 8,000 cats’ names and then instructed to come up with its own suggested the following: Cheesemonger, Lilith the Vamp, Mr. Sinister, This Guy, Funky Moe and You’re Telling A Lie.

Found a receipt at the flat:

Cider
Cider
Cider
Cider
Onions
Spinach
Ice cream
Bag

If that doesn't sum up uni life idk what does

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