ok im this close to doing a hellthread in newcomers "who should i follow" posts

nice to see youre all still up to shenanigans, good work everyone

the doctor walks in with a solemn expression, holding a folder. 'we have your test results', they say. 'it seems you are online'. they pause. 'i'm afraid it's terminal'. i nod, once. my gathered immediate family start crying

why doesnt zeno, the largest stoic, simply eat half the other stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics

Catch it, bin it, kill it, and unionise to keep the world safe, comrade

@witchfynder_finder and its not videogames that are doing those things, its capitalism doing it to videogames

@witchfynder_finder i mean... maybe you could do some kinda "comodification of play" or "rentier capitalist corruption of socialisation" take but both are kinda absurdist and extreme and to single out videogames is ridiculous

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@pisscotheque @triz@skull.website @alex its just like... "how can we make this feel futuristic, but without any passion or energy because seven comitees built this to a strict budget"

@triz@skull.website @pisscotheque @alex this feels like an episode of doctor who from just after te revival when they still didnt have a budget

fondly remembering the time this toot got an angry man to write a blog post about me, and call me a "liberal terrorist"

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The reason throwing milkshakes is effective is because it very blatantly highlights to fascists that they're vulnerable and have enemies within Molotov range.

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