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Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.

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ok im this close to doing a hellthread in newcomers "who should i follow" posts

nice to see youre all still up to shenanigans, good work everyone

the doctor walks in with a solemn expression, holding a folder. 'we have your test results', they say. 'it seems you are online'. they pause. 'i'm afraid it's terminal'. i nod, once. my gathered immediate family start crying

why doesnt zeno, the largest stoic, simply eat half the other stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics, and then eat half the remaining stoics

Catch it, bin it, kill it, and unionise to keep the world safe, comrade

T-shirt slogan idea, coming to a Facebook feed near you!

For sale,
Self control
Never Used

fondly remembering the time this toot got an angry man to write a blog post about me, and call me a "liberal terrorist"

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The reason throwing milkshakes is effective is because it very blatantly highlights to fascists that they're vulnerable and have enemies within Molotov range.

open sourcing a relationship in the hopes that someone will commit

jack of all genders, master of none,

better than a master of one

checked my star chart and Mercury's in tuna fish

In more important news, Hanoi had its first ever cat show

"The show, run by the World Cat Federation, the world’s largest federation for cats, featured a dozen different breeds. Event organizer Nguyen Xuan Son said the aim was to make people see that cats are worthy of love."

reuters.com/article/us-vietnam

with the 20 minute delay imposed by the speed of light on the mars rover's communication it wouldnt be unreasonable to describe it's actions as "turned based"

@jackofallEves "Why are we not making any further movements?"

We're waiting for the martians to finish their turn.

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