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Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.

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Day 12 of posting Sans Eugen until Euegn starts interacting with my toots.

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ew, 5'11"? dont talk to me unless youre at least 6' away from me

Zoom was turning on users' webcams WITHOUT CONSENT last year and only stopped doing this when forced to.

Under the shelter in place rules North Carolina is planned no undocumented person will be able to leave where they are, ever. That includes me.

Im wondering if the internets shitposting phase was a semi unconcious anti-gentrification effort

Catch it, bin it, kill it, and unionise to keep the world safe, comrade

T-shirt slogan idea, coming to a Facebook feed near you!

For sale,
Self control
Never Used

fondly remembering the time this toot got an angry man to write a blog post about me, and call me a "liberal terrorist"

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The reason throwing milkshakes is effective is because it very blatantly highlights to fascists that they're vulnerable and have enemies within Molotov range.

all gender selection online should be multiple choice, fuck radio buttons

open sourcing a relationship in the hopes that someone will commit

jack of all genders, master of none,

better than a master of one

checked my star chart and Mercury's in tuna fish

In more important news, Hanoi had its first ever cat show

"The show, run by the World Cat Federation, the world’s largest federation for cats, featured a dozen different breeds. Event organizer Nguyen Xuan Son said the aim was to make people see that cats are worthy of love."

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