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Day 12 of posting Sans Eugen until Euegn starts interacting with my toots.

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Jail Zuckerberg. Destroy Facebook. Blow up Zuckerberg’s house with a missile launcher.

Nudes selling; fundraising; boosts appreciated 

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
I sing a little ditty standing at the picket line
Boss is a tumour
Union will remove 'er

Imma guillotine quality licence approver

I just helped my cat win a turf war, always gotta have your homies backs 😤😤😤

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
I sing a little ditty standing at the picket line
Boss is a tumour
Union will remove 'er

Imma guillotine quality licence approver

I've been gone for two weeks, what quirky hijinks have I missed?

Cryptozoologists:

Would demon ghosts that magically know your name respect your right to choose the name you go by? Because I will not respect cryptids who deadname.

Decided to give Mastodon another go with a new account after kinda neglecting/abandoning it for forever.

Selfie 👸🏻 

#TransCrowdFund #EmergencyCrowdFund #PovertyCrowdFund I really need help guys. I'm a trans woman just trying to eat this weekend and beyond. Please. even just a bost really helps.

Give me a repo large enough and an api to rest it upon and I will hack the earth

button fell off my clothes. sewed it back on. hell yeah, fixing things

lancer is cool because tom parkinson morgan and miguel lopez are both explicitly trans inclusive and antifascist in the book

someone: dont be afraid to DM me if you wanna talk!

me: okay roll for initiative

@Blakely sent out a mass "moving to a new instance" DM and linked to their knzk profile
it was probably just a mistake but i choose to believe it was an absolutely dynamite bit instead

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