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Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.

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Day 12 of posting Sans Eugen until Euegn starts interacting with my toots.

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fondly remembering the time this toot got an angry man to write a blog post about me, and call me a "liberal terrorist"

The reason throwing milkshakes is effective is because it very blatantly highlights to fascists that they're vulnerable and have enemies within Molotov range.

all gender selection online should be multiple choice, fuck radio buttons

open sourcing a relationship in the hopes that someone will commit

Quick Newbie Guide For #MastoMonday:

- Caption your images. It doesn't have to be detailed, but any caption at all would make it easier for people who use screen readers.

- CW things. Err on the side of caution. It's better for someone to find out the content isn't as bad as the CW made them think than the other way around.

- One thing you absolutely should CW is a post with a lot of emojis: it won't make sense for someone using a screen reader, but it would be very annoying to them.

- Pick an instance that aligns with your interest, especially if you're queer or a POC. These instances would be more aggressive in banning people and instances that may harass you.

- Interact. Many people here aren't interested in gathering a huge following and won't follow back just because you faved or boosted something they posted.

- Be nice. If you act here like you'd on Twatter or FaceCrook, you'd either find it to be not much better, or you'd get blocked by everyone quickly, probably both.

jack of all genders, master of none,

better than a master of one

checked my star chart and Mercury's in tuna fish

In more important news, Hanoi had its first ever cat show

"The show, run by the World Cat Federation, the world’s largest federation for cats, featured a dozen different breeds. Event organizer Nguyen Xuan Son said the aim was to make people see that cats are worthy of love."

reuters.com/article/us-vietnam

be the gender you want to see in the world

with the 20 minute delay imposed by the speed of light on the mars rover's communication it wouldnt be unreasonable to describe it's actions as "turned based"

@jackofallEves "Why are we not making any further movements?"

We're waiting for the martians to finish their turn.

@jackofallEves Do you think they played Dwarf Fortress while waiting for a response from the rover?

with the 20 minute delay imposed by the speed of light on the mars rover's communication it wouldnt be unreasonable to describe it's actions as "turned based"

little a salami, as a treat
little a pastrami, can't be beat
little bit o' tuna, from a can
little bit o' you makes me your man

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