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Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.

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Day 12 of posting Sans Eugen until Euegn starts interacting with my toots.

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@garfiald As the song goes:
"Girls be like: "Boys be like: "Girls be like: Boys..."

Is there a UK Uber strike atm? They just gave me massive discounts for the next few days

trans musings, jokey 

Thing #3 that did not survive the tumble dryer: a usb cable

Fun fact, I left a lighter and a tin of lipbalm in my clothes that went in the washer last night, both are now empty but my clothes are clean and not burnt luckily. Tho I'm pretty sure the trace butane and petroleum jelly on my clothes is gonna mean I get abducted by the USA assuming I have oil

If you’re sick, remember to DAB
D- Cough
A- into
B- your elbow

A comic. A person walks by wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR". They read another person's shirt, which says irritable bowel syndrome. In the final panel, the first person's shirt says "ONE FEAR".

A café with a mural that’s supposed to make you feel like you’re at some other café

gangster going to the bathroom 

lewd badpost 

me: i'm a Useless Lesbian. i know not coochie seal

Can yall recommend some good hornt focussed accounts? I need them for... Obvious reasons

the moral of the story i guess is keep doing what youre doing, but consider how you phrase it to others.

Act like youre ahead of the game and people will assume you are.

but for more general examples:

tesla got, at most, 4 hours of sleep a night. Thats just insomnia, but history remembers him as a genius and that he was always working.

you see the same thing in those bullshit "you can become a millionaire too!" articles that get put out every so often in the washington post or whatever.

skipping meals or doing extra shifts at work to make ends meet are seen as signs of integrity... or as signs of desperation... depending on how you present them to others

the more i think about it the more i think success is just successfully moralising your "negative" character traits and... basically a massive pr campaign.

for example im up at 5 in the morning, but I also just put a clothes wash on.

now I'd normally say that was just me fighting depression by trying to be productive, but if i wanted to impress someone I'd say that was excellent time and resource management. by doing my washing at 4am I dont have to fight anyone for the washer.

[film noir voice] it started with an enby.

it always starts with an enby.

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