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joke: going it alone and relying on your toot content to power you through

woke: catering toots to specifically target multiple key demographics to maximize potential

bespoke: anarchist boost cooperatives to share the workload

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the problem withe capitalism is you eventually run out of other peoples wages

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I'm absolutely certain that everyone has a meme/funny tweet/image that just absolutely fuckin killed them when they first saw it, for almost inexplicable reasons

for me it was this one

pls share yours

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any other community:
girl: my dick hurts
everyone: WHAT the FUCK
69 year old man: heh let's cyber

mastodon:
girl: my dick hurts
everyone: big fucking mood
69 year old man: jood (jean mood)

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All musical animal memes are just reincarnations of Pan

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we traced the toot, its coming from inside the server!

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Cheche is going through that teen dissillusionment as she tries to figure out what she chooses for college/carreer
Some of the stuff she says is kinda worrying, but then I remembered that I thought a lot of worrying things as a teen as well, and that growing up was really helpful for me.
Also talking with her more, seems most of her worries just stem from capitalism, which is....incredibly valid

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awful, please dont read this if you are faint of heart. Show more

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This is my favourite couples picture of my wife Tandye and I. I commissioned it from our friend Kat as part of a gift I made Tandye for our 10th anniversary in 2015. Three years later, it's still 100% accurate.

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saw this on birdsite, thought I'd share with yall

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*nuclear bomb goes off* ahh! i coulda dropped my croissant!

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