Looked through my closet and noticed that I bought almost the exact same pair of shoes three years ago as I'm wearing right now

I'd just like to point out that 13 of you thought it was a good idea for drunk 'me' to put another sharpie in my ass last night. I'm not passing judgement, just an observation.

Reposting my #introduction under a CW so it takes less apace 

I am a 20-year-old chicken enthusiast (they're just tiny velociraptors!) currently going to school for biochem.

My passions include toot jokes, DnD, hiking excruciatingly long distances, guitar and bass, and writing sci-fi novels that I'll never finish.

My gender identity is complicated -- I'm fine with people calling me a man, but I don't really *feel* like one. I don't even feel like a person tbh.

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