"I've never sneezed. Not once in my entire life. Like. . . Is everybody just messing with me? Because it's not funny. Guys. . . is sneezing real?"

--President Obama's 2008 inagrial addresses

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This and 'Fucked around and stole the declaration of Independence' are my only good toots.

@jacethechicken "Uh...folks...now I've been told that...uh...sneezing is a thing that...uh...the American people...uh do? And folks...uh...let me tell you...as President...uh...I...I just ain't buyin' it"
- Obama Inauguration Speech 2008

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