A dolphin, a squid, a skeleton, a duck, and a druid walk into a Mastodon instance and the mod says “what the fuck?”
“We’re here for the communism.” said the dolphin
“We’re here for the shitposts.” said the squid.
“We’re here for the chaos.” Said the skeleton.
“They all came here so I’m here too.” Said the duck.
“I’m super gay” said the druid.
Then the mod tucked them all into bed, read them a bedtime meme, and kissed them all goodnight.
So I actually stopped using Twitter about 5-6 years ago, and there's always been time when I thought "maaan I miss it, I should get back to it" but then I never did because it seemed to get worse every year. But I still missed the good old times. And what can I say? Mastodon scratches that itch so very well and it is exactly what I wanted and missed about the old Twitter days and I love it very much.
lizardperson - they/them - 31yo - a queer mess
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