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yer king gizzard and the lizard wizard harry

retoot to pet the cat
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it is SO NICE here with everyone stating their prefered pronouns and everyone being gay as fuck and overall i really really like it here T_T

THE 👏 ONLY 👏 TRUE 👏 FEDERATED 👏 TIMELINE 👏 IS 👏ONE 👏 WHERE 👏 THE 👏 EUGENICS 👏 WAR 👏 TAKES 👏 PLACE 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 1990's

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it's nice to finally be recognized for all my hard work with an office,

lemme guess, i managed to get myself between americans again and y'all are asleep right now and i'm bored at work and my timeline is quiet af

This is the face of transy respect + protecc

You're only allowed to boost this if you think trans men are men, trans women are women, and enbies are valid as heck

I boost everything because everyone here is wonderful. Boost if you agree

if you make a shitty movie but it has neon lighting and an electronic soundtrack ill still think its high art

people who make "assume my gender" jokes are unfunny losers

NIXON: now what the hell is this? People are talking about tooting? And boosting?

HALDEMAN: it's a new form of drug, sir. you toot then your friends boost you

NIXON: so is it uppers? downers?

HALDEMAN: hard to say, sir

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