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The best line I heard this year.

"You don't have to wear a mask".

"Sorry, it is a condition of my parole"!

Karen slowly backs away, speechless.

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A pretty funny article about why it's not necessarily so simple to just run your own Mastodon instance. "We tried to run a social media site and it was awful," from Alphaville.club archive.is/20230125120906/http

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I just bought monorail tickets and feel like 1972 me is living in 2001.

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#Twitter can actually close now, because this is the greatest post anyone ever made there.

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You know, I know I've said people should not talk, go on TV, go on radio, or tweet about their crimes, but I must admit I have never specifically said not to substack about them. That's my bad.

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How to Grow Old by Bertrand Russell. Of his elderly grandmother, he said, "I do not believe that she ever had time to notice that she was growing old. This, I think, is the proper recipe for remaining young." sites.google.com/site/gobenyan

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The whole point of the Freedom Caucus is to never compromise, a world definitely exists where 435 people are locked in a room voting for Speaker forever, it can become an attraction in Washington like the Springfield tire fire

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At my local library, a little girl dropped her library books into the ‘return’ slot, waved and shouted “GOODBYE BOOKS, HAVE A GOOD DAY AT SCHOOL!” and my heart grew three sizes 🥺

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Please. I’m begging you. Not every tutorial needs to be a video.

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