rly confused about what base im at when this fella goes down on me

‪Man I thought watching the confirmation hearings was gonna be pretty boring but‬

Found a new animation app that allows me to waste everybody’s time on the go

Did you know you can put any passage from an audiobook about Stalin over video of your cat watching a fidget spinner? 

the dramatic arts 

“Lunatic” has been declared a slur and I no longer know how to refer to my prowess at oral sex

‪This is my book report on Where Men Win Glory by John Krakauer‬

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