horny king herod @hornykingherod@mastodon.cloud
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Just here for a good time. Very discreet.
Joined Aug 2018
Who’s fucking?
Got raped by my shaman again. Third time this week :/
Ok we’re in a worldwide crisis and I believe we’re gonna need to fuck our way out
Madonna voice: 🎶Don’t nut for me Argentina🎶
Cum tribute to the non aggression principle
Jackin it to liberty
Pleas dont masturbate
rly confused about what base im at when this fella goes down on me
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atoms are indivisible. its in the name. defund cern
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A gargoyle gracefully leaps off a building, wings flapping ineffectively as it plummets 103 stories. The resulting impact kills three.
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Man I thought watching the confirmation hearings was gonna be pretty boring but
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Found a new animation app that allows me to waste everybody’s time on the go
I used to be the best guitarist in my house but the new roommate is in a band and practices all day and I'm so mad I'm beating off to his sweet riffs
Found a new animation app that allows me to waste everybody’s time on the go
You think in the Love Actually universe that the cute, bumbling, infatuated prime minister did the Iraq war?
- body
- gross
- soul
- gross
- presence
- gross
- cooking
- ok
Just here for a good time. Very discreet.
Joined Aug 2018
