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I discovered something new about the world today, that Quaker Oats makes a instant grits with red eye gravy and country ham flavor.

Also it’s vegetarian.

quakeroats.com/products/hot-ce

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So my bougie grocery store went out on a limb with this cheese.

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Protip: only vacuum twice a year and then you get to feel super accomplished when you fill the canister.

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From now on I’m referring to buddy films as bromantic comedies

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Free idea: stamped tin ceiling tiles that are actually all han solo in carbonite

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Please enjoy this short video of my cat getting a Cheeto bag stuck on his face.

Don’t worry, I pulled it off and he’s back to normal, except with less interest in Cheetos.

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The top 3 categories for me in photos under iOS 12 are now 'Playground', 'Babies', and 'Cats'. I feel so wholesome!

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There are not enough jackalopes in my life. They’re criminally underrated.

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I don’t know where I went wrong. The 13 yo is using a fork to spread jam on her toast not a euphemism.

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As someone who was never into drugs that Dylan song about commanding everyone to get stoned was just catchy sing along anxiety

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Frankly my mother in law is awful at fine china opsec.

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For my unobserving friends this week is the traditional time to develop bad luck and accidentally break your phone screen mere days before you expected to get a good trade in on it.

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It came up in a slack channel but seems like a fine thing to toot along here: the 👌 sign as WP is just straight up trolling. adl.org/blog/how-the-ok-symbol

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I haven’t been to Westport on a weekend for a long time. I went to get takeout tonight and it was like a surprise street fair. Pretty cool actually, if I were not so hungry I’d have done some window shopping or whatever it’s called when they’re in tents.

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I just passed a four way stop and the car going the other direction had a full on anime wrap on their car. What a world we live in.

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Me: I’m almost there
Me: I’m here to pick you up at he agreed upon time.
Kid: Ok

Can I leave now?

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