Jamesior @heyyou@mastodon.cloud

I discovered something new about the world today, that Quaker Oats makes a instant grits with red eye gravy and country ham flavor.

Also it’s vegetarian.

https://www.quakeroats.com/products/hot-cereals/grits/instant-grits-ham-and-gravy.aspx

So my bougie grocery store went out on a limb with this cheese.

*midwest intensifies*

Protip: only vacuum twice a year and then you get to feel super accomplished when you fill the canister.

From now on I’m referring to buddy films as bromantic comedies

Free idea: stamped tin ceiling tiles that are actually all han solo in carbonite

Please enjoy this short video of my cat getting a Cheeto bag stuck on his face.

Don’t worry, I pulled it off and he’s back to normal, except with less interest in Cheetos.

The top 3 categories for me in photos under iOS 12 are now 'Playground', 'Babies', and 'Cats'. I feel so wholesome!

There are not enough jackalopes in my life. They’re criminally underrated.

I don’t know where I went wrong. The 13 yo is using a fork to spread jam on her toast not a euphemism.

As someone who was never into drugs that Dylan song about commanding everyone to get stoned was just catchy sing along anxiety

Me at the plaza art fair rn

Frankly my mother in law is awful at fine china opsec.

Multiple candy dishes even!

MILs candy dish game is on point.

For my unobserving friends this week is the traditional time to develop bad luck and accidentally break your phone screen mere days before you expected to get a good trade in on it.

It came up in a slack channel but seems like a fine thing to toot along here: the 👌 sign as WP is just straight up trolling. https://www.adl.org/blog/how-the-ok-symbol-became-a-popular-trolling-gesture

I haven’t been to Westport on a weekend for a long time. I went to get takeout tonight and it was like a surprise street fair. Pretty cool actually, if I were not so hungry I’d have done some window shopping or whatever it’s called when they’re in tents.

I just passed a four way stop and the car going the other direction had a full on anime wrap on their car. What a world we live in.

Me: I’m almost there
Me: I’m here to pick you up at he agreed upon time.
Kid: Ok

Can I leave now?