mild nsfw math joke 

Q: Why is it so hard to run a meeting with horny analytical geometers?

A: They keep getting off on tangents.

The More you know...

...is better than the More you don't.

I didn't expect "involuntary biphasic sleep" to be one of my ninety-nine problems.

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He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software and Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit anyone's ever said, so when people say he's a genius I figured I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

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Pentesting?

That's like...

When you scribble on the corner of a page to check if the pen is working right

food, leftovers 

Just combo'd out half of the food left in the fridge with this turkey omelette on rice with gravy.

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I wonder if there is a federated platform for movies, like a movie version of bookwyrm oder an ActivityPub Version of Letterbox.

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I made a visualized dissection of a tiny MP4 file. It's not final, and maybe even the dissected file could be improved ?
I welcome feedback.

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@cwebber there's only three things hard in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, escaping input, off-by-one errors, buffer overflows, £©²▀æØ¢Ã%‚�áÍÞ抇я√ráÚÆ« 舐—óÞ¢‰áñSegmentation fault (core dumped)

🎼 🎸 🥁 🎤
🎵 Faster, louder, Pumpkinforce!
🎵 Longing for the dessert course
🎵 Hail! The demolition gourds
🎵Faster! Louder! Pumpkinforce!

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Just going to pronounce it Googlé from now on.

You know, like Michael Bublé?

> Shahaan just Google it.

I’m sorry, what now? Oh! You mean Googlé! Gotcha. :blob_finger_guns:

I leaned to scoot my chair forward but hadn't lowered the table from standing to sitting height. Head hurts now.

birdsite 

I just saw something that suggests I'm not the first to think of this, but...

How about EVERY Twitter account label itself 'Parody'. Just in case they want to employ sarcasm some day.

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Salty take: social media is not the place to promote brands or engage with celebrity bases. That's commercial-media activity and belongs elsewhere so spare us the bewailing having to rebuild your following on a new platform.

eatin' some curry and chomped right through a cardamom, wheee

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