Gregg Guetschow @gwhiz@mastodon.cloud
Curmudgeon-in-Training
The Hinterlands, USA
So, is #covfefe a Twitter-only thing or am I allowed to say it here too?
"'He who is valiant and pure of spirit...may find the Holy Grail...in the Castle of #Covfefe."'
What?
"The Castle of Covfefe."
What is that?
He must have died while tweeting it.
Oh Come on!
That's what it says.
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to tweet "Covfefe". He'd just say it.
Well, that's what's in the tweet.
Perhaps he was dictating it.
Shut up!
Does it say anything else?
No! Just "Covfefe."
What I'm listening to...
Would the opposite of hipster be hickster?
Perfect shoreline views from Juneau, Alaska 🔥
Albert Einstein having his brain studied, 1950.
A USA army scout, Vietnam.
Does anyone else have this problem: Every time I see "Shinzo Abe" in print, I have to remind myself that his last name has two syllables.
What I'm listening to on Bandcamp:
I am intrigued that @TrendingBot consistently finds #nsfw topping its "Trending Today" list. Do people really think that they will find content of this nature on Mastodon that has not already appeared a thousand times in every other nook and cranny of the Internet?
confused by internet? HERE IS YOUR GUIDE TO INTERNET SLANG!
lol - look out! lions!
brb - bees are beautiful
afk - afraid for kangaroos
kek - german for 'biscuit' (ie: "top kek" = I just had a nice biscuit.)
now you can internet without being afraid!
https://mastodon.cloud/@JonYoder Thanks for the follow.
https://mastodon.cloud/@Stringbender Thanks for the follow.
Maybe I wanted to leave the original. Did you ever think about that, you stupid printer?!
@der_jeff Thanks for the follow.
