私はあまりにも多くのビールを飲む。

@kimmie Considering the switch to Computer Science. ... Consider no more. Doooo'et!

@wildgapeach have you given up on mastodon? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Wow. If I want to keep watching the local timeline, I'm going to have to learn kanji. :wink:

It's the Elephant in the room. Who knew taking on Mastodon as a new social site would be such a Mammoth undertaking?

My Eldest: I don't like these shoes, I can't feel anything.

Me: **Punches her in the leg**

Her: Ouch! Why did you do that?

Me: You said you couldn't feel anything!

Her: **Rolls eyes, rubs leg, raises hand to hit me back**

Me: Wait! Wait! Lemme put on your shoes first!

Tweetdeck to the left of me, Federated Mastodon to the right. Here I am -- stuck in the middle with you.

Yay! I got a follower. Oh. Wait. It's a French pr0n site? D'Oh!

The last thing I need is another social media site. But ... the pitch hooked me. Hello Mastodon!

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