To any newcomers to .cloud, welcome, you are now


Get in here, let's shoot the shit >

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"Arise, arise, Riders of Theoden!

Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!

Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!"

"I will take it!

I will take the Ring to Mordor. Though — I do not know the way."

"I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins, as long as it is yours to bear."

"Nine companions… So be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"

"So, Gandalf, you try to lead them over Caradhras. And if that fails, where then will you go?

If the mountain defeats you, will you risk a more dangerous road?

Cuiva nwalca Carnirasse; nai yarvaxea rasselya!

Moria… You fear to go into those mines.

The Dwarves delved too greedily and too deep.

You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm...

Shadow and Flame!"

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Lunchtime menu at the cafeteria today is pretty mysterious:

"Choose 7 items from our brunch menu"

Does that mean there are at least 8 different things to choose from? Why is brunch at lunch time? What constitutes a brunch item? Will 7 brunch items be necessary? Is it possible to buy 7 of the same items and have them evolve into a stereotypical lunchtime meal?

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a hilarious toot that is boosted many times, loved by all and considered a defining moment in mastodon history but followed by something extremely mediocre

Can we get a conversation going in ?

- Favourite 3 champs
- Favourite 3 skins
- You have to play 10 rounds of the same map in a row, which do you choose?
- Thoughts on Uprising arcade mode?

- Hanzo, Genji, Mercy
- New Genji skin, Ra Zenyatta, New Widowmaker skin
- Eichenwalde
- Pretty fun, expert mode is actually difficult, yet to play more with different heroes. So far I have only played Mercy/Lucio/Soldier on it.


I just want something to say in the morning like 'Good morning Cirrocumuluses!'

Do we have a name for local '.cloud'ers yet?
Something akin to mastodians or mastobaters

Donnie: How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?

Rose Darko: It feels wonderful.

Donnie: I made a new friend.

Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?

Donnie: Imaginary.

Sean Smith: That's some good shit, huh?

Donnie: It's a fucking cigarette.

How long should it take to for two instances to federate after you follow a user?

[Raises the Banner of the White Tower and draws his sword]

"This city was once the jewel of our kingdom! A place of light, and beauty, and music. And so it shall be once more!

Let the armies of Mordor know this: Never again, will the land of my people fall into enemy hands!

The city of Osgiliath, has been reclaimed, for Gondor!"

"Welcome, my Lords, to Isengard!"

"You young rascals! A merry hunt you've led us on, and now we find you, feasting and… smoking!"

"We are sitting on a field of victory, enjoying a few well-earned comforts. The salted pork is particularly good."

"Salted pork?"

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Generalistic and moderated instance.