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I AM WEARING JORTS RIGHT NOW AND NEITHER GOD NOR MAN CAN STOP ME

some friends want to start a commune and i am contractually obligated to boost it

shout out to y’all who followed me on like all 6 of you’re accounts

I like to pop in here every now and then to remind everyone I still have asinine images saved to my phone and that I hate rich people

Uspol, idea for extended joke 

it’s an account called @LyricInsights that starts off quoting politicians’ tweets with song lyrics or something like that. after about a month the lyrics get progressively darker before going off the rails entirely by month 3

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Your weekly reminder that biological essentialism is an intellectually bankrupt protofascist ideology

@fragamacrunch bofa shut down? Wtf?

Tootdon hasn’t flashed me any notifications for like 3 days so sorry to everyone who I missed. I’ll try to hunt you all down!

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I left for like 4 days and everything burned down lol

@fragamacrunch I actually had a "who talks like that??" moment this week.
An old man remarked that our shadows were amazingly tall. I said yeah the sun is low, and he went there: he said "Actually, the sun is never low, it's the Earth that rotates, didn't you know?"
I mean I could have said the sun is at a sharp angle from the horizon taking our own position as center of reference if it wasn't for the fact that nobody talks like that!

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