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你们会做饭的人可能真的很难想到不会做饭的人都能出啥事儿。

我本来是想做一个蒸茄子吃,然后蒸锅好了之后看了冰箱半天忘了我要干啥,就拿了两个粽子放进去蒸了。

过一会儿想起来了,我就把茄子切了切了放进去一起蒸了。

现在在吃茄子味道的糯米粽子。 :0391:

Played Bloodstained for free on Stadia (free with Pro), then paid $10 to buy the OST on Steam 😅

I just randomly noticed that Google Maps does NOT have/show dark themed maps for South Korea

- mom can we go to Egypt to see sphinx
- no we have sphinx at home
sphinx at home:

TIL Cupertino's "Main Street" is actually "Main Street Driveway"

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2425. mRNA Vaccine 

title text: To ensure lasting immunity, doctors recommend destroying a second Death Star some time after the first.

(xkcd.com/2425)
(explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php
)

Tesla, in fine print: we are required by law to tell you that our cars can't really self-drive

Also Tesla: AUTOPILOT!

Also Tesla: You can play games on our new cars while driving^W^W wink wink

Also Tesla: Who need knobs for climate control huge ass touch screen for everything

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2386. Ten Years 

title text: The ten-year cancerversary is traditionally the Cursed Artifact Granting Immortality anniversary.

(xkcd.com/2386)
(explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php
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