I just randomly noticed that Google Maps does NOT have/show dark themed maps for South Korea

- mom can we go to Egypt to see sphinx
- no we have sphinx at home
sphinx at home:

TIL Cupertino's "Main Street" is actually "Main Street Driveway"

fishy boosted

2425. mRNA Vaccine 

title text: To ensure lasting immunity, doctors recommend destroying a second Death Star some time after the first.

(xkcd.com/2425)
(explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php
)

Tesla, in fine print: we are required by law to tell you that our cars can't really self-drive

Also Tesla: AUTOPILOT!

Also Tesla: You can play games on our new cars while driving^W^W wink wink

Also Tesla: Who need knobs for climate control huge ass touch screen for everything

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2386. Ten Years 

title text: The ten-year cancerversary is traditionally the Cursed Artifact Granting Immortality anniversary.

(xkcd.com/2386)
(explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php
)

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2352. Synonym Date 

title text: We need some grub to munch--I'll go slouch over to the kitchen.

(xkcd.com/2352)
(explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php
)

If I actually move to Hawaii, a big reason would be to get rid of PG&E.

Achievement unlocked: Cycled the runway of SJC (actually the trail in parallel with the runway).
photos.app.goo.gl/UKusnsn7xm6X

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