farrar @farrar@mastodon.cloud
I dig photography and piss excellence.
how errybody doin' today?
man, I am so high right now
"Hanna, what did your mum die of?"
"Three bullets."
I just missed your heart.
Please let #WonderWoman live up to the trailer.
full moon camping, waking up at sunrise ✨
Guys: Anyone see King Kong? If so, what did you think? I'm going to check it out today. I heard that it is about a giant ape...true?
I Woke Up And Read 100 Pages of Book Without Distracting Myself This Morning And I Can Teach You How To Too With This One Simple Trick
(don't turn your computer on)
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Boot up federated timeline...computer fan goes on. Like clockwork. LOL
Looks like pawoo.net was blocked. That's a relief. I'm no prude but some of that stuff was straight up wrong. I noticed the content got progressively crazier as the day went on (yesterday).
The federated timeline is toast, frozen, fried...crashed.
They just killed John Wick's dog. It's on.
can i be honest? i hate that it's called the mayo clinic. like what the fuck
I'm in Taco-Bell eating some cheap tacos and they are playing Smash Mouth on the PA I don't know how to put in to words theis weird feeling of shame, disgust, and pure joy that I'm feeling right now.
"Absolute dynamite. 89% pure junk - the best I've ever seen."
My family is out of town. When that happens, I can watch whatever the fuck I want. It's a small consolation for missing them but it helps. Dig this:
Wednesday: Bad Lieutenant
Thursday: The Warriors
Tonight: The French Connection
Can't argue with that trifecta of NY movies.
Guys, am I the only one convinced that Donald Trump's dong looks like a pig in a blanket? I hope not. https://mastodon.cloud/media/0k7_H8PybGGTeGxj3DA
I am going to boost one of my own prior toots because it is the toot I am most proud of. Wait for it...
There's an elderly couple at this table at the airport sitting down sharing a medium iced dunkin donuts coffee with two straws and I think that's the most Massachusetts thing I've ever seen
