give me a man with thighs like tree trunks, nothing smaller will do

if his neck is thinner than his head he's not worth my time

correct proportions? NO

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I'm low on shitposting energy today, sisters

an bhfuil gaeilgeóirí ar mhastadon? tá suim agam i bhfreastalaí gaeilge ach ceapaim nach bhfuil ceann ann

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i'm sorry for posting but also i'm sorry for not posting

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my daughter is going to a fancy high school and the student handbook says all incoming 7th graders are required to have a fursona

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Motherfuckers better not be trying to get me to do any work today. I'm just here to drink your coffee, eat your snacks, and Post.

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I have been informed that my Rival Tooter has a whopping 10x the number of Toots I have. I cannot stand for this, and shall as such be increasing my output rate forthwith. The great Rat Race to the Bottom has Begun.

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i will never do an introduction post. the choice i present is simple: you look at my profile, my pinned post, and some of my most recent post, and decide if you're going to click on that 'follow' button. and after that you deserve everything i will put on your tl

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@bigegg @bigegg bc they're threatening us and @thatcosmonaut for being interesting and boosting my ego and @mardiroos @mardiroos for being famous on the internet

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