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Its going to be interesting to see how a migration takes place, if and when, an admin says fuck it and shuts down his/her instance. Or has this happened already?

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So, last week, I read about a secret dookie gold rope stash, for presidents only, but nobody seems to know which book in the damn library to pull to open the door

can anyone confirm or deny this

Because I'm feelin' like donning some bling, y'all

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sitting here in the presidential crapper, smoking weed out of an apple I turned into a pipe

this sucks

Do you have any idea how hard it is to sneak an apple and a damn letter opener past these people?

One thing I'll say for Melania, she rolled great joints

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All this toot talk has me ready to go cropdust Steve again

Too bad jar-jar isn't here, I'd get him, too

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So it's a re-toot? Can't wait until Android recognizes this vocabulary.

Is the Amaroq app any good, or should I just stick to Chrome? The UI is pretty solid from a browser perspective.

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barenaked ladies is good and i will fight everyone to the death for this opinion