Cregor @cregor@mastodon.cloud
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Joined Aug 2018
@geordie Hey bud, how come I can't see all your roots in my timeline even though I'm following you?
Another beautiful sunny day in Melbourne but I can't go outside because there are bees swarming in my backyard. :(
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Ra ra rasputin,
tetrafluoroethylene
Bonne nuit, tout le monde
Good morning! Here I am standing in front of a wall painted the most disgusting shade of yellow known to humankind
🎶but what we gon-na do-o-oo
You leave at half past two-o-oo🎶
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One day coders will realise they are tradespeople and need to form unions.
(a bit late but) this is just on the final siren. Was only me and one other West Coast supporter in the whole pub
I'm a rubbish tooter.
No, they're working just fine. I'm just ignoring them cos I'm mad that you took my streak away when 24 hours hadn't even lapsed.
I'll tell *you* when it's time for me to practise.
My bf worried about going grey sends me a pic saying "See??". I counted no more than 2 grey hairs. (Also, my bf is a spunk and I am absolutely showing him off)
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My workplace is running a “mindfulness workshop” to help us deal with “stress and anxiety” and to help “improve productivity”, and achieve “a good work-life balance”.
I really really want to reply and ask if the workshop deals with how everyone is a casual/contract employee with constantly increasing workload and performance metrics and constant demands to be engaged 24/7 in an education sector increasingly under attack, but I look like a dickhead when I’m mad.
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@ozjimbob
As a practitioner of vipassanā I feel the need to requote an evergreen toot o' mine:
"If mindfulness helps you cope, heal, root out your hang-ups and lead a more fulfilling life, I am happy and supportive for you.
If someone tries to sell it like a drug to make you a more cooperative and productive worker. Punch that fucker square in the face and tell them @_cr0_tab sent ya!"
But if there's trouble she's got the moves. She's taking an elementary class. in kung. fu.
Goodnight
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I'm usually really good at being independent but I am not doing it so well right now. I have no friends in this city and no objectivity. I have a boyfriend who I'm sincerely trying not to fuck things up with but I'm still in the closet to my family. I have no one to turn to. This is fucking awful.
I'm usually really good at being independent but I am not doing it so well right now. I have no friends in this city and no objectivity. I have a boyfriend who I'm sincerely trying not to fuck things up with but I'm still in the closet to my family. I have no one to turn to. This is fucking awful.
Ugh. Help.
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mark wahlberg's son: daddy i need a hug
mark wahlberg: you have to wait til 5:30
mark wahlberg's son: please daddy just one hug
mark wahlberg: i am eating a snack
日本語はOK. フランス語もOK.
Joined Aug 2018
