@geordie Hey bud, how come I can't see all your roots in my timeline even though I'm following you?

Another beautiful sunny day in Melbourne but I can't go outside because there are bees swarming in my backyard. :(

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Good morning! Here I am standing in front of a wall painted the most disgusting shade of yellow known to humankind

🎶but what we gon-na do-o-oo
You leave at half past two-o-oo🎶

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One day coders will realise they are tradespeople and need to form unions.

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(a bit late but) this is just on the final siren. Was only me and one other West Coast supporter in the whole pub

Note-taking of the most esteemed academic order 

Post-colonialism

No, they're working just fine. I'm just ignoring them cos I'm mad that you took my streak away when 24 hours hadn't even lapsed.

I'll tell *you* when it's time for me to practise.

My bf worried about going grey sends me a pic saying "See??". I counted no more than 2 grey hairs. (Also, my bf is a spunk and I am absolutely showing him off)

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My workplace is running a “mindfulness workshop” to help us deal with “stress and anxiety” and to help “improve productivity”, and achieve “a good work-life balance”.

I really really want to reply and ask if the workshop deals with how everyone is a casual/contract employee with constantly increasing workload and performance metrics and constant demands to be engaged 24/7 in an education sector increasingly under attack, but I look like a dickhead when I’m mad.

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@ozjimbob
As a practitioner of vipassanā I feel the need to requote an evergreen toot o' mine:

"If mindfulness helps you cope, heal, root out your hang-ups and lead a more fulfilling life, I am happy and supportive for you.

If someone tries to sell it like a drug to make you a more cooperative and productive worker. Punch that fucker square in the face and tell them @_cr0_tab sent ya!"

But if there's trouble she's got the moves. She's taking an elementary class. in kung. fu.

Goodnight

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I'm usually really good at being independent but I am not doing it so well right now. I have no friends in this city and no objectivity. I have a boyfriend who I'm sincerely trying not to fuck things up with but I'm still in the closet to my family. I have no one to turn to. This is fucking awful.

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I'm usually really good at being independent but I am not doing it so well right now. I have no friends in this city and no objectivity. I have a boyfriend who I'm sincerely trying not to fuck things up with but I'm still in the closet to my family. I have no one to turn to. This is fucking awful.

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mark wahlberg's son: daddy i need a hug
mark wahlberg: you have to wait til 5:30
mark wahlberg's son: please daddy just one hug
mark wahlberg: i am eating a snack

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