Jason C. McDonald @codemouse92@mastodon.cloud

I've got fresh ciabatta dough proofing on the counter. Supper will be nummy tonight! #baking

"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." -Gerald Weinberg #coding #quotes

Ever have one of those "too clever" moments? Here's one of mine. #ThrowbackThursday

https://dev.to/codemouse92/anatomy-of-a-bad-idea-3o7

No, you WON'T remember later.

Set a reminder.

#WednesdayWisdom #coding #lifeskills

Understood it on the first try: good code.
Understood it on the second try: need coffee, maybe?
Understood it on the third try: rewrite the code!

#TuesdayTips #coding

What's your favorite letter case style for programming? Mine is SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE. Just the name, really. #coding #MondayHumor

"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen." -Edward V. Berard #quotes #coding

Working from home during the coronavirus scare (or usually anyway)? Learn to nip distractions in the bud! #ThrowbackThursday

https://dev.to/codemouse92/attack-of-the-focus-leeches-1mjg

UML and flowcharts may not be fashionable anymore, but they're still profoundly useful! Whenever you start designing a class structure, a system, or an algorithm, consider making one. It will save you HOURS of effort later! #Coding #WednesdayWisdom

It's a temporary voluntary quarantine, not the zombie apocalypse. STOP hording groceries and cash already! Use common sense...and maybe make this the last social media post on #COVID19 you read.

Instead of working a problem entirely in your head, try pseudocoding in comments. #TuesdayTips #coding

Working from home got you down? Try the Pomodoro technique! https://francescocirillo.com/pages/pomodoro-technique

Things Never To Say During An #Interview #297

[Candidate] "Maybe you don't know what the coding challenge you sent me was about, but..."

[Me, the interviewer] ...

What did the chicken say when she found a square egg in her nest?

"Ow."

#MondayHumor #jokes

RT @dhh@twitter.com

Do you know of a tech company that’s asking people who could work from home to come to the office? Reply to this thread, so we can track these irresponsible organizations, and remember their names even after this is over.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/dhh/status/1239286206803742721

Just in case you parents were starting to relax, a local daycare is happy to traumatize you all over again! (Nice #typofail there, @KHQLocalNews@twitter.com!)

This right here is BRILLIANT!

RT @NicholsUprising@twitter.com

Sicily has figured out this whole self-isolation thing.

#COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/status/1238545438476730369

RT @NicholsUprising@twitter.com

Sicily has figured out this whole self-isolation thing.

#COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/status/1238545438476730369

"If the implementation is hard to explain, it's a bad idea." -Tim Peters, "The Zen of Python" #quotes #coding

Code reviews: they can help your coworkers and code improve...or they can do the opposite. Which outcome do you want? #ThrowbackThursday

https://dev.to/codemouse92/10-principles-of-a-good-code-review-2eg