Buzzfeed’s Top 3 Reasons to Break Up With Your SO for 2020:
#3: they keep logging into your Facebook and changing your name to wizard names like “Hibiscus Thronestone”
#2: they refuse to talk about anything other than their new get-quick-rich scheme they call “lower case numbers”
#1: they immediately enter t-pose when horny
- Continuity error: When the camera cuts away and then cuts back to Harry, Hedwig, his pet owl, has clearly been replaced by an Mk 153 Shoulder-Launched Multipurpose Assault Weapon, or SMAW. Rookie mistake.
- The title of the fifth installment of the series is not “Harry Potter and the Enchanted Diaper”
IMDb's Top 5 Harry Potter Goofs:
- In the sixth movie, characters refer to Harry as “Keith Bungo” on multiple occasions with no explanation
- In the dream sequence, Hagrid’s explanation of sexual intercourse is wildly inaccurate. He’s clearly thinking of vore.
- The death spell is “Avada Kedavra” not “sis youre cancelled”
@chud_pudsley like maybe 20 years is the cutoff, at which point god descends wielding a flaming scepter saying “absolutely fucking not” and rends the earth into a trillion disparate atoms