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hilarious dystopian moment...

(mr twitter beard, glasshole congressional staffer, eighties casio wristwatch, racist cocaine gasbag)

Using this place to vent temporarily on hold until I can figure out the privacy settings. Because locking does not work the same on here as it does on the birdsite.

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Considering using this place to vent, since I can't do it on the birdsite. Feels like there's stuff I just want to talk about in my personal life just to get it off my chest.

memes are so fast on mastodon because mastodon is an inherently fast platform; algorithms don't dig up popular posts every 10 minutes so when a post flames out, it usually flames out for good unless you personally boost it again

anyway, this adds to my theory that the faster communication becomes, the shorter memes will live. soon enough we will all be interlinked a brain network and memes will be not more than the simultaneous firing of many synapses, lasting mere seconds before vanishing

My bird site is broken. At least the elephant site is still here to provide me with my fix.

There is little evidence to suggest that mastodons communicated by "tooting," and even less to suggest that they possessed the dexterity to play with a little paper airplane

"i wonder what's happened on Twitter while i've been here. oh it's totally balls. literal balls. just an avalanche of nutsacks."

:birdsite:

They literally have an emoji of the Twitter bird on fire screaming

THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree

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