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If snails go could faster they could do cool skateboard tricks, like shell flips and slime grinds.

Even more excited than usual about football today.

Just got the "presidential" test alert and now will go light my phone on fire and throw it away as soon as I'm done barfing.

The one where Joey replaces his blood with marinara to please something he calls "The Sauce God".

Monica draws up plans for a mech to fight the mayor.

One of these years I’m going to learn my lesson: The $8 Amazon phone case is always 100x shittier than the $40 Speck case that I always end up buying eventually.

I got a cellular Series 4 Apple Watch and an iPhone XS Max on Friday. I haven’t taken my iPhone out of the house yet. The Watch does everything I need on the go other than take awesome pictures. I haven’t been this blown away by a device in YEARS.

It took me a LOT longer than it should have to figure out how to get logged back in to this place on my new phone.

I love being able to ask the HomePod to give me the CARROT⁵ weather forecast via Siri shortcuts. So crazy that it even works.

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