One of the best little things about Mastodon is that we’re all in a Federation now so we get like comm badges and colored shirts and shore leave and Holodeck time and earl gray tea.

@chartier NO! I will never join the federation of lies. I will never bend the knee to them.

@chartier *am thinking about renaming myself for a parody Star Trek character....*

@chartier the Holodeck was always way more trouble than it was worth... always up for comm badges and coloured shirts :)

@Emi_in_the_fog Understandable. But if you do give a Holodeck a try, just don’t wear a red shirt and you’ll be fine.

@chartier I don't mind tea, but can it be at least something drinkable and not that earl grey shit

@chartier We are Borg. You will be assimilated. *scnr* 🙂

@chartier Speak for yourself, I came into work wearing a red shirt this morning :(

But you have to follow the prime directive.

@protean That’s ok. I don’t want to interfere with Twitter anymore anyway; it hasn’t become a civilization yet.

@chartier the Federation is another place than the fediverse. 😂

@chartier you have to enroll in and graduate from the academy first. I’m working on it.

@chartier so excited to get into serious diplomatic trouble on shore leave

@chartier Although I like red, I’d refrain from that shirt choice.

@chartier hi yes, see me about that earl grey tea 👋🏾

@chartier you had me at Earl Grey tea. As long as it's HOT!

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