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CALLER YOU'RE THROUGH TO DOCTOR MIKE THE MEDICAL MECHANIC WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU???
Hi, first time-long time! I've been trying to construct a homemade scoliosis brace out of a bicycle frame and some empty cans, but I implanted it wrong and now I have a bunch of metal plates sticking out of my back like a stegosaurus. Should I try and remove them, or should I inject myself with some lizard DNA and see how far I can take this?
@aedison I NEED OT KNOW HOW THIS STORY ENDS
@cdutson the same way every story ends: with the heat-death of the universe
@aedison well I mean sure, but I meant the more imediate story ending. I was so enthralled
