Husband is too clunky a word. I would like to propose, the Mife

Despite popular demand, I will not be deleting my account. I will never delete my account.

"sitcom" is short for "situation comedy", to distinguish it from other forms of comedy that don't have any situations

Fun fact: each book scanned for the Internet Archive has a unique identifier, usually the title of the item, or its first 16 characters; the volume number, or 00 if there isn't one; and the first 4 characters of the author. So:

Adding either a colorized grid or horizontal lines causes the brain to see a grayscale image as a colored one. This is known as the Munker illusion.

[camera pans down to reveal me seated on a bench next to a potted ficus with my legs crossed, hands on one knee. I get up, and start walking as I begin to speak] The mall... capitalist idyll, storied American instit— [I eat shit on the slippery sidewalk outside a Dillard's]

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however you feel about chapo, you have to admit: it’s insanely messed up el chapo hasn’t been on yet

in the US it seems like everyone thinks it's so important to remember the wrongs done to us, but i think a far more useful exercise is to work on actually remembering all the wrongs we've done to others

it's time to read the middle english wikipedia article about frogges 

“A frogge ben a wee beeſt wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and on lond. He ben broun or grene or yelwe, or if he be tropical, he may be dyuers coloures. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton.”

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