i didn't used to get ppl who said their gender was their favorite character or whatever, like it didn't make sense how that peg fit into that hole

i get it now though. my gender as it stands doesn't make me happy. miku makes me happy. if i cover my gender with enough miku stickers that i can't see it anymore, then maybe ill feel better about it.

i took a knife and scraped my photo off my work ID last week. i put a miku sticker over it. and i feel better about it.

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i go to look up other people's shaving process and it's like exfoliate > lather > shave > rinse > shave again in the other direction > exfoliate > ice water > lotion or something like that.

that sounds impossible to me. i don't have the patience or the attention span or TIME to do all of that. i get bored after 5 minutes of anything. if you give me an 8 step process for something i will shut down. im genuinely too stupid for this i think

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so now i still dont know what exfoliating is but whatever it is, im intimidated by it now. its probably the easiest thing in the world, i wouldn't know.

im hesitant to add anything to my "routine" considering I've only got like 4 hours of free time most days (except when I stay up an extra 3 hours being depressed after getting in bed like tonight). routine is in quotes because i don't have one aside from shower and now shave i guess, and that already takes like 30-40 minutes

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so i go to look it up and the first article i see is "exfoliate for beginners" or something like that. and they list like 10 different things you can use and start listing recipes for their own scrubs made out of sugar and honey?

and this is useless to me. i have a tiny little brain with a tiny little attention span. if i don't get a clear answer within like 4 lines of text, im zoning out, honest. i just need them to tell me one thing to buy that has like three steps to use

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short of plucking the whole thing by hand, which... no... it seems like the best option is just to bear with it and shave daily. i was hoping there was some shortcut but that's fine i guess. i just need to shave closer so it'll last a bit longer, right?

so i look up what everyone else does and it seems they all *exfoliate*. this is a word I've heard before, but don't fully know what it is. it's some kind of scrubbing and you have to do it before and after and daily.

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ok, i say, surely there's a way around this. i go to a few different subreddits and make a few searches and sure enough there's plenty of options - but none of them seem like what i need.

-laser/IPL/electrolysis, too permanent and too expensive.

-wax/epilator, apparently stupid painful and possibly dangerous for facial use?

-hair removal cream/powder or something, seems like a marginal improvement on shaving if done right and absolute misery if done wrong.

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so i shaved my face clean the other day. fully, for the first time in forever. it exposed how chubby my neck is but otherwise it was really nice. felt very cute. then less than 24 hours later it was visible again.

haters will see your Twilight Sparkle construct the Pony Preschool over a 24 hour period while you patiently watch, and say you can't even afford the 500 Friendship Gems needed to finish construction immediately

*explosion noises* *explosion noises* *explosion noises* *explosion noises* *explosion noises*

when you see someone talk about "class warfare" they mean the war of class vs swag

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Grailed Runway #4 is out, and it's my favorite one yet! I'm certain you'll find something you'll like.

Affordable Vivienne Westwood, incredible fall outerwear, and a zip hoodie that made me and my guest contributor go apeshit over a brand that no longer exists. This and more, all available right now!

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As always, send me any pic of any item I've featured, and your outfit and social media pages will show up on the next edition of Grailed Runway.

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now, your honor - if that *is* your real name - my client,

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the new Cool Shirtz collection is out, their first in over a year! featuring shirts, tees, hoodies, a rug, and more. it's their biggest and best collection yet, which is why I wrote a guide with my thoughts on every single piece they dropped! check it out:

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Today I woke up and saw someone posting an article entitled "If You Are Not Happy with the State of Magic, Stop Giving Wizards Your Money"

It's about Magic the Gathering, but man. It really took me a minute.

crazy how dudes will be like "sorry for party rocking" 😬😬 ....... like no , you're only sorry you got CAUGHT party rocking πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

posting on this website is so funny because it goes to my two friends and nobody else. nobody's reading this. i could just talk to y'all

british streamers be like "s'a bit hype, innit? a bit poggers, yeh?"

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After a very long time, I finally finished my piece about the +2/-2 counting bot that my friend wrote for Jerma's stream. Just in time for the 2ndJerma edit of the Sam & Max stream where everything came crashing down.

"The Curious and Brief Existence of plus2minus2: The True Story of the Bot that Drove Jerma Insane"

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