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Some quick thinking by #Wales in today's #SixNations game against #England. The odds at the bookies will be all over the place after this one. And Wayne Pivac went from dunce to genius in three games, pretty much. #rugby

Frankly, if anybody should shut up and stick to what you're good at, it's #ZlatanIbrahimovic.
Why exactly did Zlatan publish a self-aggrandizing book when the depth of his reflection is closer to a very shallow lagoon?
Over the years #LebronJames has done a lot of things for good causes. Until Zlatan has caught up with this compassionate top athlete, I suggest he'd keep his gob shut and stick to what he's good at - which is kicking a ball and running.
BTW #charity is not a luxury car, Zlatan.

Beim Einkaufen einen motorisierten #Vollpfosten in spe getroffen: Um eine Hauptstrasse zu queren, bin ich vom parallelen Radweg auf die Strasse gewechselt, um links abzuzweigen. Die Lücke zwischen PKW und #Motorrad war gross und mein Tempo hoch genug, die Ampel weiter vorne stand auf Rot (mit Rückstau) und mein Handzeichen war deutlich.

Der Depp auf dem #Motorrad reagiert mit einem Gasstoss, um die Lücke zu schliessen. Und das war ein #Lernfahrer. Saumoden werden früh vermittelt. #Verkehr

Schlagzeile beim #TagesAnzeiger:
«Kommission will Restaurant-Öffnung am 22. März»

Nein.
Einfach nein.
Die haben noch immer nicht begriffen, wie eine Wiedereröffnung mit #Augenmass und #Verantwortung funktioniert. Zuerst muss zwingend abgewartet werden, was die Folgen der per 1. März erfolgenden Öffnungen ist. Erst danach wird über weitere Öffnungen entschieden.

Dass dies Parlamentarier auch nach 12 Monaten #Covid19-#Pandemie nicht begreifen, ist einfach nur zum Fremdschämen. #Schweiz

PS Also, the hands of this statue are way too big, while the lard ass and the belly are way undersized.

The proportions were way more precise with the balloon of the #formerguy.

Utterly #cringeworthy and factually wrong: Here's a pic of the golden #Trump statue erected (uhumm..) at #CPAC - complete with a magic wand and a #constitution that the #formerguy blatantly disrespected when he sent his mob of #deplorables after the #legislative.

Rather than «We the People», the paper in the right hand should say «Me, myself and I».

The #cultofpersonality that is #Trumpism will break the #GOP apart and render it irrelevant. Sad, so sad.
#UnitedStates

Since #YoungPharaoh(oh...) has been cancelled from #CPAC's «Uncancel America» conference, I'd like to know: Will any of those guys who marched with tiki torches, shouting «Jews will NOT replace us» attend that conference or even speak at it?
How is #antisemitism only reprehensible to reactionaries when it comes as a socialmedia post but not as a neo-fascist march in the streets?
From #QAnon to tiki torch-carrying scum, the #GOP needs to rethink its position and its acceptance for antisemitism.

Seen the ongoing an unhinged #cultofpersonality focusing on a sore loser who rather attacked the #constitution and the #legislative than to admit defeat, the #GOP should change its name to #TrumpParty officially.
The abbreviation TP would be very fitting for this mix of hard neoliberals, religious bigots, conspiracy nutties and white supremacists: TP, it's what you wipe your arse with after all! So in the end it's full of shit. As I said, very fitting!
#UnitedStates

Wait, what? A golden statue of that foaming bad loser of a #formerguy at the #CPAC convention? Would all evangelical supporters of this serial sex offender and adulterer please consult their bible regarding that dance around a golden statue and its consequences? #Trumpism does indeed write its own jokes. Too bad they're not funny, really. #UnitedStates https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2021/2/26/22302887/trump-cpac-2021-republican-gold-statue

#EMIX schreibt sich auf Deutsch also Nüßlein? Wer in #Notlagen auf dreiste Weise #Profit machen will, sollte nicht nur die Gewinne abliefern, sondern zusätzlich gebüßt (genüßt?) werden. Die #CSU benimmt sich mal wieder wie die Weisswurscht-Mafia in #Bayern. #Covid19 https://www.dw.com/de/n%C3%BC%C3%9Flein-l%C3%A4sst-amt-als-fraktionsvize-ruhen/a-56716506?maca=de-rss-de-all-1119-xml-atom

The truly scandalous way how #elections are being rigged in the #UnitedStates is called #votersuppression, and the #GOP is pushing for legislation that serves exactly that purpose in multiple states.

This is an obvious attack on #civirights and on the principle of #onepersononevote. This a fallback into dark ages of #racism and #segregation. By trying to keep certain parts of the populace from voting, the GOP has become the party of #whiteprivilege and #discrimination.

The self-declared force of peace and stability in the #FarEast is at it again: #China has stopped all imports of #pineapples from #Taiwan.
Personally, I think pineapples grown in Taiwan are way too yummie and healthy to export them to the authoritarian hellhole that #XiJinping is creating step by step.
Better find other markets and thereby reduce dependency on a blackmailing aggressor who insists on threatening free and democratic Taiwan. #trade #agriculture

https://focustaiwan.tw/cross-strait/202102260013

Ganz traurige Nachricht zum Themenkomplex #eSports und #Misogynie: In #SaoPaulo ist die 19jährige Ingrid Oliveira Bueno da Silva, in der eSports-Szene als «Sol», bekannt, von einem anderen Gamer erstochen worden. Dieser machte nach der Bluttat auch noch Bilder vom Opfer und teilte diese in WhatsApp-Gruppen.

#GamerGate scheint mir nicht aufgearbeitet worden und Misogynie in HC-Gamerkreisen weiterhin ein ernsthaftes Problem zu sein. #Brasilien https://www.watson.ch/international/games/543292779-call-of-duty-mord-an-19-jaehriger-in-brasilien-schockt-gamer-szene

"Now is the time to overthrow the government to become the new government."
Scumbag #EnriqueTarrio to CNN on what his #ProudBoys are up to next. The dickhead by the way does not even believe that the election was stolen. He still wants to ignore its outcome and challenge those rightfully in charge.

#insurrection, anyone? By the way, Tarrio has been involved in illegal gambling, drug dealing and human trafficking. What a fine man, a very special person. #UnitedStates

Always keep this in mind:
The #ProudBoys are fascists.
The #oathkeepers are fascists.
Whoever sides with fascists is part of the threat for #democracy, #civicrights and the #ruleoflaw.

There is no such thing as compromise with #fascism. There can only be #zerotolerance for this aberration of thought that glorifies violence.

Federal agencies need to act with resolve to make one thing clear: These are no patriots, these are enemies of the constitution. #UnitedStates

Known #libertarian #RandPaul goes on a #transphobic rant in the hearing of #RachelLevine's confirmation. So his idea of individual freedom, as far-reaching and almost total as it may seem, does not include the concept of people living outside a binary and biological concept of sex.

The fact that #gender is sociologically engineered rather than a biological given and not binary to begin with is lost with #reactionary types such as Rand Paul. This guy is a #bigot.

Dass #Fitnessstudios in der #Schweiz nicht per 1. März wieder öffnen dürfen, hat zu scharfen Protesten von Studio-Betreibern geführt. Diese haben sogar eine Klage gegen den Bundesrat angekündigt (komplett sinnbefreit, denn per Verordnung geschlossene Betriebe haben ohnehin einen Anspruch auf reguläre Entschädigung).
Vor allem aber betont die Branche der Muckibuden, dass man super Schutzkonzepte habe. Scheint in den USA ganz anders auszusehen. #Covid19 #VereinigteStaaten https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cdc-stricter-gym-precautions-covid-19-outbreaks_n_6037f55ac5b6371109dabf7e

Kennelijk is de heer #Baudet nu officieel de patroon van alle #covidioten in #Nederland geworden. Als ettertjes vandalisme plegen is dat alles maar half zo erg, als die ettertjes maar goed boreale autochthonen zijn, Thierry?

In #Urk voor iedereen te zien: #ThierryBaudet is echt een randdebiel. Wie van #Covid19 politiek wil profiteren gaat wel helemaal de mist in.

So this has really happened: With a sheepish look, #TuckerCarlson addressed the audience of his propaganda show, saying the following: «The thing about #disinformation that THEY're telling US is that its not simply harmful to you personally... Disinformation hurts everyone.»

Well said, indeed. If only it did not come from #FoxNews's most aggressive propaganda figure who has been following the pathological liar of a one-term loser through thick and thin.

#Trumpism is built on lies.

If something is so crappy that you can't defend it, you better deny its existence in the first place.

Sounds childish? Sure does, but it's what #FauxNews's wannabe anchor #TuckerCarlson has done on air regarding #QAnon. Sure, it's a hoax that the left made up to discredit #Trump. After all, Tucker and his research team have been looking for the website of QAnon all day and could not find it.

Case closed, then.
Parodies of journalism.