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None of my programmers accepted the need for a style guide.

So I sent snippets of each other's code to them all.

Now they all agree that everyone else should follow a style guide.

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Boost if you can only remember the Eminem parts in "You forgot about Dre"

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Social media shoe gazing 

Self boosting makes more sense on a chronological timeline. It’s still a little silly, but you might legit feel like an old tweet is relevant.

If you work in an open plan office and you comment about what’s on your coworkers screen you’re a cop.

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Once I was high in the Denver airport and the TSA person running the xray machine said "hey, you must be really into karaoke" and I forgot that

A: this person can see inside my bag
B: my bag has two mics in it

so I said "oh no thanks I've got a plane to catch"

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good morning everyone, let's get that bread, let's slam that cabbage, let's bodyslam that rigatoni, let's curbstomp that corned beef,

Saw a bunch of different snakes all hanging out together.

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Me normally:
Nothing could ever cause me to speak in a guttural, dread-inducing ancient language

Me reading texts I sent to girls in 2015
: aggggh რ̴ა̸ტ̶ო̵მ̸ ̵მ̸ო̷მ̷წ̶ო̴̧̧̰̹͇͖͑̅́ͅნ̸̢̡̥̗͗̇̑̋͊͘ს̵̯̟̲̓̔̏́ ̷̛̛̮̺̫̔͂͐̊̋͌̚ო̸͖̏́,̷̡̼̰̱͉͚̗͔̪̓̊̄͌̽ ̷̳̬̫́͂̈́̑͝͝͠რ̸̡̗̠̬̮̼͙͚̯̊̈́͠͝ა̸̳̞̅̉͂̋͐́́ტ̷̠̪̱̝̰̬̞̘̝͆ო̵̨̠͙̣̾͛͋͊͋მ̶͕̲͌̒̋̽͑͝ ̸̢͈̼̻̲̈́͊̽ა̶̢̲̙͕̞͇͕͔̐͋̊͛͛̀͛͜რ̴̙͕̥̜̿̂̑ ̵̢̖̜͔͔̿დ̸̭͙̖̖̞͔̥̫̒̇ა̷̢̹͔͕̜̐̏̌̈͒̅͋̋͠ვ̴̜̏̇̈́͊̀ͅე̵͇͈̳̦̜̪͕͔̝̿͐̿̽ხ̷̨̖̞̦̗̌̔̌́͋͛̀̅͘მ̸̡͉̠̫͙͑͘ა̷̳͒̿̒̅̐͜რ̸̰̻̲̻͓̺͉̤͉̐̄̽ე̴̡̔̎̆̅͊?̴̛̫̞̭̝̟͚̆̉̕

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A year ago today, pretty much the best picture ever was taken as my wife met the star of her all time favorite film, Robocop himself, Peter Weller. The internet has since run rampant with this photo, which is currently hanging in our living room. #Robocop #PeterWeller

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Disenchantment was kind of a disappointment. Too wacky to be heartfelt, tries too hard to be heartfelt to be funny.

It doesn't help that it's trying to skewer Game of Thrones, which is already a cynical take on fantasy.

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multiple people had diagnosed the fact that consolidation of "online" into 2 or 3 large commercial malls was fucking with our psyche, whether or not you ultimately want to branch out into smaller or more curated spaces is a separate question but clearly, Twitter and Facebook and their ilk have been making everything worse

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Did you know that garlic will sometimes grow as a monobulb? We found lots monobulbs all over the property this summer, probably volunteered from bulbils from the previous owners crop

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@chargers before you do, check if your public library has kanopy. it's got the criterion collection for free.

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