setting up all my cords at the coworking space like i’m a v ergonomic mr bean

This morning we heard beautiful, haunting music when we sat outside and had coffee. Then we realized it might be coming from the Scientology center and felt bad.

But good news! It turned out to be a busker with face tattoos, a five string bass and a bunch of pedals.

Got a whole quart of hot peppers from the farmers market. Cayenne, Serrano, and one that tastes like a mix of lemons and pure pain. They even had one that tastes like chocolate and pain.

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The beauty of the internet is that it allows you to stumble out of bed and then get mad at something while still in your underwear.

Looks like someone left a bag of cement on my roof a couple years ago.

Your number one tool in assembling ikea stuff is slack. Tack everything together with the bolts not quite tightened down, then make sure you can get it into the shape you need it in.

Once you’re sure you’re on the right path, tighten it down. Do it like you’re following the instructions twice.

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Star Wars is about a bunch of plucky losers fixing a geopolitical situation.

Star Trek is about meritocratic over achievers coming to terms with altered perceptions of the world.

Both are interesting because of this inversion of who would deal with what.

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I thought prosciutto was an ethnic slur about Italians

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a reverse vampire is just a totally regular guy who barges into your home without asking permission and then spends all night talking about how much he wants you to keep all of your blood

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This place is full of exciting young people, boost if you’re old and weary

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Reading up on grifters that claim they can live on sunlight alone (breatharianism) and came across this gem

You don’t have to apologize about being on here and on Twitter. Get on a slack, a discord, and a private forum too. It’s all good.

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