catch me at the bus stop bathroom where the next melty blood tournament is happening

Check out my amazing 6 year old's amazing wario fan art in which wario gets exploded into the air and gets a wedgie from a skyscraper

Indonesian mythology says that orangutans can speak, but they choose not to, because they know that if humans find out they can talk, we will force them to work.

if a sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, is a sufficiently mundane technology indistinguishable from its context?

ex: nobody thinks of language as a technology but here we are with a decentralized system of overlapping transient protocols that we use to hack each other’s brains because we literally cannot imagine a society without communication

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People often wonder why printers are so cantankerous but frankly any device that embeds pigmented runes in the remains of long-dead trees is going to be stricken by an ancient faerie curse from the start

TERFs in leftism 

If your brand of leftism lets TERFs in, be ready for all kinds of bullshit because those people are all wannabe cops who pick easy targets to act their authoritarianism out on.

whats in this post may surprise you 

mastodon isnt immune to clickbait

if this gets 100 boosts i'll make a video essay outlining why the Wallace and Gromit model train chase scene is the best action scene in all of modern cinema

Who's valid? 

You are for reading this!

Hey guys, remember how we changed all our hashtags to read #LikeThis instead of #likethis for people with screenreaders?

Well, turns out those house text-image memes are fuckin horrific to get through with a screenreader, so let's put those under CWs from now on and save people with visual impairment from sitting through "forward slash forward slash period underscore IN THIS HOUSE underscore period", etc.

hey check this out *tries to slide into your DMs but immediately slips and breaks my goddamn neck. it's unclear what kind of move I was trying to do*

A broken jetty at one of our nearby beaches. They've renovated the beachfront recently, adding fancy new beach walls and a lovely wide walkway along the whole front, but they left this broken jetty there - which I'm happy for, because the cormorants seem to love it, and it makes for nice photos :D

#Photography

carly rae jepson is 20 times the hero john mccain could ever be even if he undid all his war crimes boost if you agree

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