I remember a lot of dumb facts, but remembering that Jack Ryan was secretly knighted in Patriot Games has to be the dumbest

shout out to whoever was cranking the dirty drum'n'bass on the bus this morning

today's my first day in trousers for the year and I want to express how deeply opposed to this I am

I thought I put some banana in my mouth but actually no that was butter

happy to report that my new regular coffee order at the cafe near work costs $4.20

my life has been greatly improved since I realised that every season is porridge season

does anyone know if Hobbiton has a dress code? it's way too late for me to change what I'm wearing but I wanna be ready to defend my wardrobe choices if I have to

Poor People Pizza Party is a game of important decisions (the bosses will remember that)

it turns out this whole time I've just been really into installing things

this week I fully intend to get my eyes looked at

hello do unemployed people use this thing or am I in the wrong room?

I have come to depend very much on both of my eyes

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