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Aaron Martin-Colby @amc@mastodon.cloud

The new Logitech Craft keyboard is the shit. I don't care that it's $200. I am totally fucking getting one.

Pop quiz!
How would you find the smallest number in an array?

There's no racism or xenophobia on this instance? But how will we ever populate it with trolls?! It's not the Internet without racist, xenophobic trolls!

baby! I'm excited. Legacy was a disappointed, but it was still awesome. I loved Jeff Bridges. Give us geeks what we want Disney! Not another fucking Marvel film!

Well, unless we invade another country, I don't think can get worse.

I was consistently confused by the obsessive avoidance of global variables by many software developers. On smaller teams, I still am confused. But on large projects, with perhaps dozens of devs, avoiding globals is critical. It allows everyone to develop without fear of breaking some unknown dependency.

The new work is fantastic. I'm glad he's using his celebrity status to make such brand statements.

Pop quiz!
What is the reason for ALWAYS inserting a semicolon were applicable even though engines will often run your code perfectly fine?

Ben Heck got the Nintendo Playstation prototype reading discs! Now programmers can write games for a system that never officially existed. There are rumored to be at least a couple of games that were partially complete for the ill-fated system, so hopefully someone, somewhere, will find the code.

arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/05 mastodon.cloud/media/VuapxI4T6

A lot of people are betting that has peaked in its current rise. I'm not surprised by this. Facebook has been pushing ever-more-intrusive ads in its quest to keep revenue driving up, and that has got to break at some point. They bought and to chase audiences, but SnapChat said no. Who else will rise? ?
theguardian.com/technology/201

What caused the noticeable drop in instances on the 3rd?

Even though I still like more, I'm doing the bulk of my work in . And after some time, an app, when developed strictly within the bounds of Angular best practices, has great internal beauty. I always found to be ugly both in implementation and interface. A4 still has a lot of boilerplate, and is a bit ugly in interface, but the implementation is very impressive.

Pop quiz!
What does this return?
return +-3;

And this?
return +-+3;

And this?
return +-+-3;

And this?
return +-+-+-3;

And finally this?
return ++3;

Does anyone know the Google Translate API's limitations? I'd love to see the ability to have posts auto-translated. is very multi-national and I want to easy see what others are posting.

Since Japan is very well represented on Mastodon, I just want the entire country to know, was never good. I don't know why people think it was good. It was a terrible, derivative with annoying-as-shit characters.

And while we're on the subject, stopped being good after the fifth episode.

LIFE HACK: drink 5 Hour Energies every five hours to avoid the need for sleep.

To get rid of the awful aftertaste, use some bourbon, which will make it more fun too.

Pop quiz!:
What does this return?
return 0 / 5;

And what about this?
return 5 / 0;

And this?
return -5 / 0;

And this weird one?
return 0 / -5;

Why do the last two happen?

Apparently protestors at Mayday demonstrations were throwing Pepsi cans at the police. Congratulations Pepsi! Not only did you commit brand suicide, but you have inadvertently become a symbol of social resistance!

theguardian.com/world/2017/may