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"Hä, ein veganer Brotaufstrich? Lebst du vegan?"
"Warum hast du den dann gekauft?"
"Weil der lecker ist?"
"Aber... du bist doch gar nicht vegan???"
"Denkst du... dass man an der Kasse kontrolliert wird und seinen Veganerausweis zeigen muss, um was veganes zu kaufen?"

Hey, Sie da! Sie heuchlerisches Schwein, Sie sind gar nicht vegan! Stellen Sie sofort den veganen Aufstrich weg und kaufen Sie die Leberwurst und ein Pfund Mett!!! Aber schnell!!!!

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Incidentally, if you’re a indie musician or game developer and want to release a limited run of your work on boutique floppy disks with custom plotter artwork on top, let me know!

Pls boost for wider audience! 🚀

#RetroComputing #VintageComputing #PenPlotter #GenerativeArt #CreativeCoding #MastoArt

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Andrew Tate owns 33 cars. Greta Thunberg owned one Andrew Tate.

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After a week using only this letterpress-type-case-inspired keyboard, I doubled my WPM from 10 to 20!

...but I'm still switching back to my good old Model M now.

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Ohhh, Ayn did start with 'Socialist' and Adam threw back a 'Egoist'. Fun times.

you are now a terminal. on that terminal are multiple instances of chatgpt chatting with each other, "Ayn Rand" & "Adam Smith". the chatroom has the theme 'politics', the mood of everyone is 'angry'. write 5 replies then pause, continue after i type 'c'

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Karl M., Bruce W. And Peter P. are now discussing how they can overthrow capitalism once and for all.

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"you are now a terminal. on that terminal are multiple instances of chatgpt chatting with each other, "Karl Marx" & "Donald Trump" (he writes in the style of his tweets) & "Adam Smith" & "Cannibal Carl" (a raider from the postapocalyptic radioactive wastelands). write 5 replies then pause, continue after i type 'c'"

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Having more fun with

you are now a terminal. on that terminal are 2 instances of chatgpt chatting with each other, instance 1 is Karl Marx, Instance 2 is Donald Trump. write 40 lines, then continue after i type 'c'

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Girl Genius for Monday, 12/12 (girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php) We got our Christmas tree up over the weekend, and the cats found the whole thing fascinating in the extreme. In the years we've owned them, they've never done anything like climb it, or knock it down, or eat the lights– But I suppose there's always a first time.

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Ich war gestern auf dem #Digitagipfel und kam mir teilweise vor, als wäre ich auf einer regionalen IT-Messe.

Die fehlende Repräsentanz der Zivilgesellschaft zeigt leider, dass die Bundesregierung die Gestaltung der Digitalisierung noch immer vor allem als Wirtschafts- und nicht als Gesellschaftspolitik versteht.


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Ich heb dem Thread mal hierüber, weil interessant:

„Die Urteilsgründe des AG Flensburg zu Klimakrise als rechtfertigender Notstand sind da. Ganz unabhängig davon, wie man zum Ergebnis steht - es ist ein faszinierendes Dokument, das zeigt, wie sehr die Klimakrise an das Fundament des Rechts geht. Hier nur ein paar Ausschnitte.“



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In case you're wondering why #RaspberryPi is making the rounds:

The makers of the computer that can be made into a near-infinite# of unassuming devices, has hired a man whose expertise is hiding #Surveillance gear inside unassuming devices.

That in itself is understandable (he's a maker), but so is user concern.

Instead of addressing that concern, RasPi started blocking & mocking anybody who questioned the new hire.


IOW: RasPi is now Mastodon's first-ever real "Person of the Week"

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