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Dystopian vision for the day:

Surveillance superstate, but instead of "big brother watching you", the avatar for the government is an anime girl that calls you onii-chan
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Even though I'm not on Twitter anymore, I see lots of blog posts starting off with some variation of "People are divided! Can't we all just get along?" or "People are so wrong about this! I'll set them straight." Invariably it always turns out that the author got their view of the world from Twitter.

Twitter is not the world. The world is not divided and angry and fighting over every minor thing. It just looks that way if you spend all day using Twitter.

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meta, subtoot, gasolina by daddy yankee, had enough of this shit, RANT 

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I want one of the next US presidential candidates to be just some bloke in a clown suit who gives serious-sounding speeches about clown rights

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MKULTRA activation image, spam 

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go to gendered bathrooms and replace the signs with two random things like, a fish and a sandal, and watch as people puzzle out which one is manlier

Sword Art Online Abridged is an international treasure

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watching terminator which has 100% on rotten tomatoes btw and i’m wondering: why aren’t we concerned about the criminals coming thru our time borders 🤔 riddle me that, washington dc

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Somewhere around 2006, I recorded myself singing the first chapter to R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet, replacing all the lyrics with meows.

I sent it into a comedy talk show, which broadcast live late night on a short-lived FM talk station in the NYC area. It was relevant to some inside joke which I do not recall at this point. I never provided my name. They ended up playing a part of it on air.

mention of youtube 

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Welcome to the bunghole
We got Kevin James.
We got everything you want
As long as it's Kevin James.
We've got 'Paul Blart the Mall Cop,'
'Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2,'
We have the first 'Grown Ups,'
As well as 'Grown Ups 2!'
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bunghole!
Get on your

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getting fired from my job at Mastodon Enterprises because I got too close to finding the secret switch I could flip to bring back bofa.lol

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folks, it’s true mastodon just is not political enough. I will now proceed to post the word “covfefe” 36,000 times in order to increase the levels of political discourse. thank you for your patience

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