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Welcome to the bunghole
We got Kevin James.
We got everything you want
As long as it's Kevin James.
We've got 'Paul Blart the Mall Cop,'
'Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2,'
We have the first 'Grown Ups,'
As well as 'Grown Ups 2!'
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getting fired from my job at Mastodon Enterprises because I got too close to finding the secret switch I could flip to bring back bofa.lol

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folks, it’s true mastodon just is not political enough. I will now proceed to post the word “covfefe” 36,000 times in order to increase the levels of political discourse. thank you for your patience

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I was wondering if there was a book on systemd that I could read to learn more about it and uh

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my roommate bought all these oranges and i asked i said why did you buy so many oranges and she said i dont know i dont even particularly like oranges and now she is sick and is at home and i am with these oranges and because i do not particularly like oranges either i am worried that they will spoil and become foul and now i do not know what to do with all of these oranges please help me google search enter

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haha we all have those problematic parts of our pasts i guess!! i used to hang out in the maternity ward of my local hospital so that i could explain to the mothers why their newborn children were basically just inhuman, robotic freaks of nature

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enjoy this Russian meme that I think basically translates to “sight of cat, grace of potat”, every time I look at it it gets a bit funnier

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"I worked for a company that used [...] a machine learning algorithm that combined the personality test results with data from people's resumes to determine which candidates were the best fit [...] The system saw we had lots of managers named Michael, so it kept recommending managers named Michael"

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Twelve Distorted Thinking Emojis and What Each Means

NSFW gamer joke Show more

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I'm glad YOLO is no longer a thing, because now I can live twice

lucida sans is the best general-use font, change my mind

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did you know that the NYPD has a dedicated subcatagory in their radio code for "squeegee" because people would keep cleaning windshields of cars in traffic without being requested and then demanding money afterwards for their service

united states is crazy

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i'm a tsundere when it comes to anime, i only pretend to not like it

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