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Ok - the challenge is to come up with the best names for mashup cover bands.

Tonight’s aurora! Replaced audio of me and @robotkarateman saying “wow!” With music from Julia Kent.

Tonight’s aurora! Replaced audio of me and @robotkarateman saying “wow!” With music from Julia Kent.

I wanna give girls pep talks about how they aren't selfish or shallow for liking themselves and wanting to share what they like about themselves with others.

There is Something happening at work---people walking around rather quickly, closed door meetings and teleconferences---and I rather like not knowing what's going on.

"Do you need directions?"
"No, I'll gps it. Thanks though."
"Oh, it's real easy, you just take the 101 10 miles to the 201, and get off by the Shake Shack, but not the old Shake Shack, the new one, next to the dry-cleaner. Then go 14 miles until you see the weird tree, and take a right. If you see the other weird tree, you've gone too far. Then, you'll go through the roundabout and take the third exit, take your next two nights and you're there."
"Uh. Thanks, I guess."

It is exhausting listening to a non-tech person describe driving directions to a location. I already google maps'd it 5 minutes ago.

Birb just flew in the house, buzzed my head, and flew out. Dogs didn’t even blink. Wtf.

It’s a state holiday and I made a tactical error sitting down on the couch. I live here now.

Online retailer emailed me a plea to rate the items I ordered but which haven’t yet arrived. Hashtag shipping to Alaska.

I've heard reports that I need to talk about my husband more on here so @robotkarateman feels like his eavesdropping is paying off.

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